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Elden Ring
2022
Elden Ring fans should be called Dung Eaters since they sure love shovelling shit down their throat
Tanimura ruined this game like he ruined DS2
Tanimura ruined this game like he ruined DS2
Pokémon Red Version
1996
Has NOT aged. Just play the remakes. As a gen, It's alright.
Pokémon Red Version
1996
I didn't play a Pokemon game when I was the target-demographic, despite being among the generation that loves these games the most. I was shown Pokemon after having already finished Ocarina of Time, Devil May Cry, Onimusha, and several other, by comparison, action-intensive games. I had no interest in ever trying a Pokemon game. Fast-forward to 20 years after this game's release, and to make my local friend-group happy I fired it up. It was just as boring in 2016 as it looked to me in 2001.
As always, not going to say the game's bad, but I'm not, and possibly never was, the target-demographic.
As always, not going to say the game's bad, but I'm not, and possibly never was, the target-demographic.
Pokémon Red Version
1996
My Pikachu decided to try to evolve without a thunder stone at one point and it was probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to me while playing a Pokémon game. That rat stays small until it learns Thunder.
Pokémon Red Version
1996
Any Gen before 4 & 5 has aged badly in terms of gameplay mechanics. If you want to play it once to see what the series was like at the time that's fine, but the music & sprites have aged terribly. If not for Gen 2 improving almost everything, interest for Pokemon would've quickly died out
LittleBigPlanet 3
2014
Hate.
It's the only thing that comes to mind when I think of LittleBigPlanet 3.
I hate how unplayable and broken it was (and still is) upon launch.
I hate how my profile was corrupted THREE times simply by launching the game.
I hate how Sumo Digital pumped this game with over 100 DLC packs before jumping ship, never bothering to fix the bugs that interfered with core gameplay mechanics.
I hate that this is the last impression this series will ever provide.
I hate how Sumo Digital took the legacy of Media Molecule's beautiful brain child and sucked all of the love and care out of it.
Despite this, I've still pumped 900+ hours into this game. Why? Because even though Sumo did everything in their power to make this as shitty and as soulless as possible, all of the things that make this game fun - the community, the create mode, the friendships that were made - were carefully fostered and cared for by Media Molecule in this series' earlier titles.
The symbolic end of my childhood.
It's the only thing that comes to mind when I think of LittleBigPlanet 3.
I hate how unplayable and broken it was (and still is) upon launch.
I hate how my profile was corrupted THREE times simply by launching the game.
I hate how Sumo Digital pumped this game with over 100 DLC packs before jumping ship, never bothering to fix the bugs that interfered with core gameplay mechanics.
I hate that this is the last impression this series will ever provide.
I hate how Sumo Digital took the legacy of Media Molecule's beautiful brain child and sucked all of the love and care out of it.
Despite this, I've still pumped 900+ hours into this game. Why? Because even though Sumo did everything in their power to make this as shitty and as soulless as possible, all of the things that make this game fun - the community, the create mode, the friendships that were made - were carefully fostered and cared for by Media Molecule in this series' earlier titles.
The symbolic end of my childhood.