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garfield you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat

Proof that video games can be art.

I was expecting this to be meme level bad, but in reality it's just a generic kart racer that plays well enough. It has some pretty good tracks; one of my biggest pet peeves in kart racers is when the tracks are just generic race tracks with themed elements, but this game really makes you feel like you're driving on dangerous cliffsides, or through a construction site. It does weirdly have 1/4th of its tracks be a desert theme, which...is that a Garfield thing?

The items can be pretty creative too. The UFO as this games version of the blue shell is a standout.

There's some light customisation, and my favourite thing is that the hats aren't just stat-based, but give little additional effects (usually improving the effectiveness of a weapon).

But it lacks content. 16 race tracks and that's the game. And while the game plays well enough, it doesn't really do anything except be kart racer #100.

I would have given this game 2 stars, but it suffers from some serious crash issues, which if you get will cause you to re-do an entire grand prix, or get that top result in time trials. Kinda ruins what should be a quick, simple one-time kart racer.

If you're a huge kart racer fan (or maybe even a huge Garfield fan lol) I'd say it's worth a go round, but the crashing might make you drop the game before you can even do all 16 tracks.


Can we just agre than thursday > tuesday?

This review contains spoilers

it's good

like, it's a funny steam gift but it's just a worse mario kart without real online races that actually work. could not understand buying for more than 5 bucks

dont listen to the haters this game is peak

Review EN/PTBR

I love when they make that reference to Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift and show Jon flipping the car, exploding and dying in front of Garfield

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Adoro quando eles fazem aquela referencia ao Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift e mostram o Jon capotando o carro explodindo e morrendo na frente do Garfield

My feelings towards this game are the opposite of how I feel about Mondays

está ok pero a cada segundo de juego es peor así que si te pasas todas las capas y cierras el juego antes de que la aparición de nermal aparezca dentro de tu habitación mejor

Why didn’t they name it Kartfield.

i can't stop playing. every waking moment, i'm in this game. even on mondays, i'll never stop. after around 2 weeks, i stopped using the bathroom, and started using the litter box. i stopped eating anything besides lasagna, and i only drank milk. my wife left, and she took most of my kids, besides one, who i had with another woman. i named him jon. he cares for me after my wife left by cooking me tasty lasagna every day, cleaning my litter box and my room of all the plates and cups, and he even once bought me a computer case that has garfield on it! one time, my 662lb weight broke my special gaming chair with garfield stickers on it and i cried for a long time, until finally jon came in with a new chair. he even put the garfield stickers on for me! another time, after finishing a tasty plate of lasagna, my chest started to hurt. i tried to reach to grab my chest to make it feel better, but all the crust from the dried up lasagna made it so i couldn't move my hand. i then passed out. when i woke up, i wasn't at my gaming computer anymore. instead, i was in a place with white walls. i was on a bed, but my fat rolled out on the ground around me, which was really cold. there was a tv in front of my playing the garfield show. all the lasagna crust i had been saving up for the last 5 years was gone as well! a man walked into my room with white clothing on and said that i had had a heart attack while on my computer and that i was lucky to be alive. when i asked him where garfield kart was, he told me that i couldn't play for a bit and that i needed time to get better. after hearing this, i let out a mighty scream and scrambled to get on my feet, but i landed on the floor. the doctor called for backup to help pick me up, but it was too late. my immense weight caused the floor to break under me, which made me fall. each time i hit another floor, it broke, as i landed on multiple other people, until i finally made it to the bottom. using two stretchers to lift up my fat, i got out of that place. i didn't know where i was, but i then spotted my house a few blocks away. it took an hour, but i finally got home. jon asked what i was doing home, and i screamed at him "GARFIELD KART!!!!". he then lifted me up the stairs and put me back in my seat, and i got back to playing. i heard jon crying downstairs, presuming he was overcome with joy after i came home from that evil place.

i give this game a 10/10! great for all fans of garfield alike!

Then God said, “Let there be Garfield Kart”; and there was Garfield Kart. Truly a cult classic.

Mario Kart 8 found dead in a ditch

I LOVE THIS CAT! HE IS OBESE!

Weirdly horribly optimized for a shovelware Garfield game made for PC.
Still a 10/10 however, because it's Garfield Kart babyyyyyy.

The citizen Kane of gaming. Absolutley quintessential addition to any library

fuck you you shitty fucking kart racer you genuinely piss me off never has a kart racer filled me with so much genuine rage and anguish

So if you're not a fan of the words PEAK FICTION, GOAT, RAW, FIRE, click off of the video, because those are gonna come up like 50 times in here man.

"Are you ready to learn how to make a real game?"
Hideo Kojima shuddered.
Toby Fox gulped.
Gabe Newell breathed heavily.
John Romero panicked.
"Yes Garfield Kart" they all said in unison


I was gifted this on Steam, and fiddled with it for 2 races. It isn't worthless, but I don't see any reason to keep playing it.

I sure hate mondays... and this game.

If there were a 6 star option, Garfield Kart would get it.