Reviews from

in the past


This is the worst game of all time.

hey babe want to chew ass and kick ass with my bubblegum?

was duke nukem forever an underrated masterpiece?


Mi único deseo respecto a este juego es borrar su existencia de mi memoria.

Just abysmal. Take one of the worse retro fps games and make the writing even more immature, the gunplay worse, and make it super dated on release

La serie di Yotobi non era male

Yeah, it's a bit of a mess, but if you play it with a bunch of friends and your sense of humor has deteriorated as much as ours, it's a pretty good time. Not to mention from a gameplay stand point it really isn't that bad at all, a couple annoying bits here and there but most of it is a pretty standard, decent FPS that just happens to be surrounded by trashy, absurd comedy. It obviously doesn't live up to Duke 3D, but I'm not sure it was trying to, really.

Jon St. John can pretty much say anything and I'll laugh at it, though, to be fair.

We have waited 15 years for THIS!?

wasn't funny wasn't fun to play there was no joy in this game at all.

The unsurprisingly shitty combination of Borderlands and Half-Life

this was my first experience with duke, and you know what? i wish i played 3d instead.

I can't believe I bought this shit on release day lol.

Not really bad but pretty underwhelming. The DLC is better than the main game

i found the original duke nukem pretty obnoxious and unfun. this one takes those elements and somehow makes them worse, a feat i didn't really think possible.
it's a game written for 15 year olds but i played it when i was 15 and it really didnt do much for me

A trainwreck, but has purpose to be used as example.

It's pretty funny for a playthrough, I paid $3 for it and that felt about right.

i remember hating it like 8 years ago and i dont wanna touch it again


got this for my 12th Birthday and it's easily the worst present I have ever received. It only get's half a star because you can throw shit

Hail to the king, BABY! kills 30 women

It was a good game, although it was also a messy one. It also happens to be forgettable outside of the fact the gameplay is pretty decent and how much of a letdown this game was after the previous installment.

This game makes you FEEL like an out of shape 50 year old man tumbling down a never ending flight of stairs.