Reviews from

in the past


I wonder if this game was helped or hurt by being about a fat princess and not like, a fat cow or something. Fun but also a little embarassing to play.

This was a team-based online game where you had to feed your queen so she would be too fat and heavy for opposing team to steal & carry away, while at the same time you had to try to steal enemy team's queen. It had character classes and everything. Sounds fun, and it was fun & chaotic. It was somewhat popular too and had a solid playerbase.

The dev team never fixed the gamebreaking issues that came with the DLC but this is the one game I can say I played at an "eSport" level. It wasn't really deserving of being an eSport title but it was fun while it lasted.

I would still be playing this from time to time if it wasn't obviously dead.


Surprisingly fun as fuck. Great times with this one.

this game means so much to me <3 its such a simple pvp game with a silly twist but I played it a lot growing up so it my baby.

NAH BUT THIS GAME WAS THE SHIT
mannnnn I can't even explain how recurrent this fucking game was in my childhood, holy shiiiit. Even before paying for the full version, I played the demo like crazy. I got so good at its online game-mode. goddAM I would crawl through broken glass and give up a kidney just to get Sony to put up the servers again and rock out some matches like the old times. The gamemodes were simple, but all super fun. The map design?? Incredibly intricate yet straightfoward routes, with a lot of branching paths, shortcuts, risky routes, strategic points, every single match was different even if it was played on the same map over and over again. The class system was super fun, the game had an hilarious tone to top it all off, with really tongue in cheek humour while a blood bath ensued before your eyes. I hate saying "they dont make games like this anymore" you know? it's like every game is a product of its time and new and compelling ways to aproach game design and multiplayer verbs are being made every year, but FUCKK they don't make games like this anymore. 10/10 idc

I still remember this being THE ps3 game. Crazy concept tbh

no se a quien mierda se le ocurrio hacer de esto una mascota para playstation

I ache to relive the feeling of begging my cousin to play this instead of FIFA

cool concept unfortunately the game was dead as hell when i played it

this game had an impact on some aspects of me that i would rather not get into

I got some serious Team Fortress 2 vibes while I was playing this game, so that's how you know it's good.
...Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something else about the game which I forgot to mention?

Fucking gas craic, needs giant dlc

Well I finally tried this as the ps3 is being offed, and I don't really feel bad that less people will be able to play this one.

I played this against computers, but I don't think playing against an actual person would have made this fun for me. Just a weird time capsule to experience.

damn, did we all have the same childhoold and discovered this game through the demo?? sad this never really took off and got an improved sequel. this game has a spot in my heart.

I played like 3 games in middle school and hundreds of hours over and over and this was one of them

me he pillao una play 3 en el wallapop por na están regaladas que maravilla y por supuesto el primer juego que me he pasao es esta obra maestra de los juegos de estrategia aprende algo age of empires


This game is so goddamn fun, its ashame not too many people played it online. Community was surprisingly alive 4 years ago

I didn't find many redeemable qualities with this one. I feel like people had a better opinion of it at the time due to the lack of other "quality" digital-only releases. It's kinda boring.

Wish this game got more attention, I bet it could've gotten a sizable place in the MOBA space. MAD respect to the demo of this that was a functional online game with only the first level. Played this one for a while.