Reviews from

in the past


I know it's unfinished...But how did they come up with a worse game than the first cheetahmen???

I don't get it.

This is one of the most infamously broken, shitty, bootleg-ass games there is, but the theme music genuinely slaps. It slaps hard.

How does that happen?

Fuck you Lucas Teixeira I will never forgive you Lucas Teixeira.


Hey remember when James "Where did the hair go?" Rolfe aka balding video game nerd promoted a scam company that said they would fix this game and they just took their money and ran away?
No? Just me then? Alright.

This is easily the most atrocious game I've ever played. Absolute least favorite game.

I wanna know what they were smoking when they decided to put fall damage in this game. When you jump from a completely innocuous height and land safely on the ground only to immediately die it's a brilliant shitposty moment and it's just awful.

i played this back in like... 2010 ish? i remember actually getting as far as the game let you.

i have no intention to ever go back to it - i just wanted to have a game on my list that actually gets a score below 1