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Definitely a game that exists that I played as a child.

mariokart and f-zero´s weird incest baby

meu dvd do ben 10 tinha parado de funcionar, então pedi para meu pai comprar outro na 25 de março, depois de um tempo ele volta para casa com o jogo do ben 10 novinho em folha. ao colocar o jogo para rodar eu me deparei com esta desgraça de sapo azul, foi triste. O melhor personagem é o Grim e eu falo mesmo.

Jogue o 2, a não ser que queira rir de besteira


Te embarcas en las aventuras de el Nano por Asturias en un juego que parece hecho por mí en 3 horas sin dormir
Lo peor de todo es que no puedes escuchar Axel F, ni siquiera cuando te metes setas

[PS2 Version]
The gold standard for all racers.
Mario Kart wishes it was this good.

Gameplay/Controls
It's good. The tracks can be a bit goofy if you're going too fast. But there are some great shortcuts.
The character selection is legendary, Crazy Frog himself, two cool hooded lads, Princess Peach(?), a chef, and that robot from the music video.
After completing the Special Cup, takes around 40 minutes, you unlock a cow. Truly worth the effort. Best character.

Visuals/Style
Based on that one music video.. and that's it. Each track is based in the same location but different paths, some would say it's repetitive or boring (an incorrect onion imo)

Music
Bangin' tunes.

Conclusion
A must-buy for any serious racing game fan. And it goes for around $1-2 online, what a steal for this hidden gem.

las veces que lo compre no andaba el disco... EL MEJOR JUEGO

has a better soundtrack than 90% of games ever made

It was fun when I was a kid, but left a lot to desire.

The extra half-star in this rating is because Matilda was my favourite character to play.

Absolutely awful and glitchy kart-racer based on a ring-tone, but i played this so much as a kid i can't rate it as low as it probably deserves.

To me, he is just a Normal Frog Racer

the ps2 can't handle the crazy frog's crazy cock

Forget about Halloween and the likes of Frankenstein and the mummy, one of my real nightmares in the world of video games comes in the form of this.... an utterly abysmal racer starring that insufferable little shithead that plagued phones a plenty with it's obnoxious ringtones and voice - the Crazy Frog.

Crazy Frog Racer is a racing game unlike ones we've seen before although in this case you'll be glad that we certainly don't have any like it either because man is this game fucked.

The track design is utterly terrible as you'll be constantly crashing into things like a test dummy or falling off the track, the powerups for the most part are either not useful at all or end up just being a giant nuisance that again throws you completely off track and into the depths of Hell below.

And to top it all off because people only remember the Crazy Frog and that other robot guy from the music video the game does a Walt Disney World Quest: Magical Racing Tour and introduces a bunch of random new OC's, none of which you'll ever recognise or remember.

It's just obnoxious all round, a rotten stench of putrid licensed shovelware that'd put other bad licensed kart racers to shame and how on Earth did THIS somehow manage to get a sequel? Just fuckin' how?

Oh well, at least I'm happy I never did play that unlike this shite so at least this review ends on a happy note.

Happy Halloween everyone!

This review contains spoilers

DS version is an unfinished piece of shit (0.5/5)
GBA version is an alright Super Mario Kart-styled fun racer (1.5/5)

I only own this game because for some reason it was bundled in with a purchase of a DS Lite

if it weren't on this site, you could easily convince me this whole game was some fever dream i had.

and god, how i wish it was.