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The nature of this game is entirely how it works.

It's a joke from a 2011 video that was meant to be a parody of Duke Nukem specifically due to the at the time upcoming Duke Nukem Forever that's final punchline was that the game wouldn't release until March 2024.

Cut to 2024 and this game misses that release window, instead releasing April 1st 2024 which feels like another joke about Forever if I'm being quite honest.

Now playing the game, I am utterly amused that the game supposedly meant to be "just as good if not better than Duke Nukem Forever" is a cheap asset flip that somehow got Jon St. John to voice it's title character.

A brilliant example of committing to the bit and I kinda love that.

Became too kind for my own good and broke reality oop

a punchline 13 years in the making and it's literally a broken asset flip made by a duo of "parody" developers. bravo

10 years in the making...what a feat.

Mega64 delivers once again. Looking forward to Doug Huggem 5D in 2056.

Expect to see a whole lotta games have Grink in them after this one opened the door

As the world's very first 1st-person kindness simulator, Doug Huggem had a tremendous challenge; to create a game world that was as engaging to be nice in, as it truly is fun in real life to help your fellow man. I am pleased to say Mega64 (with the help of Get Bonus) was able to achieve this goal.

From the very beginning Doug Huggem wastes no time giving control to the player, to get right to the meat of the action: charity and empathy. You will meet many needy and sad people on your adventure as you clean up the streets (literally). The only negative is that Doug Huggem seems to be on a time limit, meaning that the rampage of positivity and caring has to come to an end eventually. But that simply means that the game is endlessly replayable. And why wouldn't you want to play it again?

In a world of shooters, gore, blood, Xbox Live, cursing, and Adult Swim, Doug Huggem stands (with Jesus) as a force of good, and a hero that kids can finally look up to! 10/10

[Review code provided by Christ Rose And Paid (in Blood) Games]