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A curio developed by the equally-obscure Scarab, a manic, two-player side-scroller that seems to incorporate movement and combat mechanics from various big arcade hits, all while retaining a shit-eating, cartoon-addled charisma.

Did you know that alongside popular games such as Yoshi’s Island DS, Final Fantasy VII and Counter Strike, it was revealed in the 2011 CIA files after the raid that Osama Bin Laden had a copy of Dyna Gears?

(played with maradona)
Do not play duyna gear we are both hospitalized