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2. oyun bowling değildi o yüzden 1 puan

This game sucks and Dingle is a bitch ass motherfucker. Merry fuckin' Christmas.

There is no review.

Have a happy holiday.


Thirty-First GOTW finished for 2022. If you've played the flash game years ago, it's the same thing but on a handheld. So, you know, not really a game.

This review contains spoilers

These two games are exactly the same they are both some of the worst. The idea is random and also terrible as the title should tell you what happens and some side games with are just as bad. The effects are as basic as can be. The controls couldn't be anymore simple, because there is no strategy for rolling, just time the aim right and you will always get a strike. The sounds are as basic as possible. The voices are high and robotic during the singing, yes, they do that. The second game is slightly worse because it isn't even its own game, it is literally the same one again, these games are garbage, and are only worth for using as fuel for a fire.

Elf Elf Baby ----> sissy hypnosis

This is what people thought was the funniest shit on Earth on the early internet.

A flash-game bundle including bowling and shuffle-board, Elf Bowling is bloody, crass, and full of cartoonish class-minded sight gags. You press a button on a meter, the elves are harmed, the screams echo through the snowy North Pole. Proud of a world that lets games this minuscule be released on major platforms, but deeply ashamed that I played more than one round of each game.

I want to comically drop the bowling ball on Santa’s head.

(Gameplays Natalinas 2023)

Um jogo que você não tem absolutamente nenhum motivo pra continuar jogando depois de 30 minutos

A stunning portrayal of the callous disregard with which the bourgeoisie (Santa) treats the proletariat (the elves), ultimately seeing them as disposable

You might as well play the PC originals since
1. They're freeware
2. They'll give you just about the same enjoyment as this reduced port.

They can be funny and charming in only a way a late 90s PC game is but once you play it you don't need to return to it, so why not do it where you don't have to pay a cent and have better audio and graphics?

The DS version of this is the Elf Bowling The Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike of video games

Best of 8 Results with Nightblade:
Midrule: 3200
Nightblade: 2400

It's all fun and games and it's amusing for about 5 minutes... until you realise that you spent actual money on this when you could have just played both Elf Bowling titles on the Internet for free.

It's also on the DS as well... whyyy?