Reviews from

in the past


ENG: It barely reaches the one minute mark, but with just a few seconds it achieves and covers much more than so many others that are unnecessarily extended. It is more than it seems. It surprises in times where everything has already been seen. Simply unsurpassable.

ESP: Apenas llega al minuto de juego, pero con escasos segundos logra y abarca mucho más que tantos otros que se extienden innecesariamente. Es más de lo que parece y sorprende en tiempos donde ya se lo ha visto todo. Simplemente inmejorable.

oh you motherfucker heh heh heh. Okay. Alright. You think you can do this shit... You think you can do this to ME!?!? You motherfuckers would be playing BASKETBALL in PELICAN BAY!!! When I get finished with you!!! shoe program fella!!! 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! you'll never see the light of- who the fuck you think you're fucking with? I'm ELKMANE! I RUN SHIT HERE!! YOU JUST LIVE HERE! yeah that's right you better walk away. Go on, walk away cause Imma burn this motherfucker down. KING KONG?? AINT GOT SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTT on me. Thats right. Shit I don't give a fuck. I'm winning anyway. I'm winning. I'm winning any motherfucking way I can't lose. Shit you can shoot me....... but you can't kill me.

Day 318

"We've been out here for nearly a year. No degree of preparation could have prepared me for what we've seen thus far. It feels like everyday something goes wrong. Traversing further than even the Webb Telescope could see into space... is bringing me some unrest. I can't help but fe-"

"BRO! LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW! THERE'S SOME WEIRD SHIT FLOATING AROUND."

"Huh..."

...

"Oh my god... is that what I think it is?"

You have to be kidding me.

Not really fun, short but not fun, not weird and not fun.

"I looked and looked but I didn’t see God." A quote by Yuri Gagarin, speaking in 1961 about being the first human in space. And also me, I said that after beating this game.




I'VE BEEN HAD

I juuuuuust had enough time to get the hang of the physics and started Mario Kart 8 Power Sliding through gates, and then the game immediately dunked on me

Honestly, I'm more impressed than upset. Adding this to my "Favorite Endings" list for sheer audacity. This is awful, but I can't hate it. No idea if this should get .5 or 5 stars, so I'll split the difference.

honestly tho more games should learn from galactic beacon brigade. Segments in games where ur forced to stay still or fly slowly as you connect the lines or something arent fun at all and bore me to death. In galactic beacon brigade you can leave any line or story moment or fly anywhere. And its still not been matched in AAA gaming for like 20 years. Why does the games industry refuse to improve?

It’s really simple and really short and made for fun but also like
it’s really fun??
weird game but fun game