No direction or erection with this one...
0 stars. And it is too much. A real b*alls buster
This is what the average video game looks like to someone who uses twitter all day and complains about representation/sexualization in gaming
it also exists
Truly horrible mix of "open world", racing, and platforming. Bug riddled. Controls terribly. Frustrating checkpoints. Embarrassingly unfunny.
I have a tradition with some friends where we play all the way through a bad game to appreciate all of the good games out there. Most of them end up not as bad as you would think, funny enough.
This is every bit as bad as you would think.
This is every bit as bad as you would think.
The Room of videogames
The Rance of the west.
Lo recuerdo con lo justo y necesario, siempre y cuando seas un chavalín salido. Tendría que verlo de nuevo.
One of the worst videogames in my collection. Only brought it cause charity shop.
More 'fun' to play than - say - Cyberpunk 2077, but somehow more of a splintered mess that barely runs correctly. I never got the appeal of these types of misogynistic, crass, painfully unfunny dudebro sex-capades whether it be movies, shows, or video games and this one is no different. I'd estimate that maybe one out of every fifteen or twenty jokes actually even come close to landing, and it features one of the absolute most abysmal combat systems of the 2000s. There's constant framerate blackouts and hitbox problems, and most of the missions are your usual brainless fetch quests or remedial tasks like loading crates as slow as humanly possible. Though I confess that there is a certain slimy appeal to its randomly stacked voice cast which includes the likes of Peter Graves, Artie Lange, Jane Lynch, Patrick Warburton, etc. And I have to admit that I think it has a really crisp, cartoony color palette that would look great on an actual good game unlike this one. But also how was this ever allowed to be released in this state?
A bust indeed...