This is what life is. The duck. Pool. No game play only duck. “I want gameplay” this is good. You are whiny duck control by the Joe Biden duck. What happened in 2001. Where were you during 9/11? Exactly. These ducks don’t ask such silly questions. They do not buckle to control or mental enslavement like characters such as Mario. We watch as they burn. They spew. They sink. They maim. It is so incomplete. I hate it. It reflects the very nature of our world. Though our realities may differ, our hearts beat as one. This taught me as such. I learnt a lot about free will and authoritarianism today. I scrame at my duck and felt bad at first when it was slow but I get it now.

For a game that is basically an entirely visual experience where overtime you get more of the funny characters that do funny things, this is honestly really really good, am a big fan! The idea is simple, as is the progression and ultimately gameplay, but it is the execution of just watching your arsenal of rubber duckies grow slowly over time and seeing them all just float around in the pools, all with their own fun designs, sounds, and even behaviours that is just done oh so well! This is an oddly engaging game for what it is, and for that alone it is deserving of my praise.
Just wish I could afford the DLC to let the fun times continue, looks like there is so much more awaiting me.
For now though I guess I consider this complete, and when I eventually get the DLC I will probably just say "An excellent extension onto what was already an oddly captivating experience!".
You can quote me on that.