Reviews from

in the past


Video games are fine art pieces

i thought this was just gonna be nostalgic meme shit

but no

Better Sonic fangames have released after this, and it shows its amateur Unity Engine age, but it's still an entertaining shitpost of a game.

there are still some people playing this game!


remembered this game after hearing bangarang for the first time in forever and i'm in a cold sweat writing this review

what the hell why does this have a release date of 2018 i played this shit back in like 2014 and forgot about it to the point where I'm just now logging it. It's your typical unity shitpost game, I actually do remember the various race courses being solidly open-ended and explorable for something like this as well as the different physics models for each of the characters being fun to mess around with. With the level design being the way it is and super sonic being completely broken, you could make an argument that this is the modern sonic R, just flavored with outdated memes from yesteryear. It was some harmless albeit forgettable fun, as easily consume-and-disposable as the memes that it's constructed of.

while in the end it's really nothing more than a glorified shitpost I had a lot of fun playing it in my teen years, would play it every couple of days for a few months, it's a fun little racing game that could give you a laugh,

Why does this have fully functional slope physics but not Frontiers

An utterly nonsensical pinball racer with a surprisingly tight-knit community back in its day. Logging on for over two years and seeing the same maybe 20-30 people like it was a secret club. A time capsule to the overly loud ironic MLG No-scope Skrillex Bangarang Doritos and Mountain Dew Reddit humor of its time. Every update was a treat as new characters and tracks and more meme bullshit was shoved in without care for balance or quality, and yet there was always a twisted sense of fun to be had. For all its sick and retrospectively embarrassing intents and purposes, it was still a morbidly entertaining experience thanks to how much "Sonic" was intentionally embued in its soul. A seemingly uncapped sense of speed and unmatched flight incentivized every player to try and master each course, perfecting the optimal route so keep your Sanicball rolling faster and faster. Some incredible exploits and shortcuts became commonplace towards the end of its life as everyone gradually learned of its secret physics fundamentals. Pure "you just had to be there" essence.

this game gave me malware when I was 15