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The Good Time Garden - A Review

By definition, this is the weirdest game I have ever played. It’s quite short and extremely surreal in nature. The soundtrack is calming. My only gripe is perhaps the lack of direction it offers. However, I might be fickle since I also don’t really mind it? Feels like tampering and figuring the next move on the basis of instinct is part of the charm. I would definitely continue with this game had it been longer, I wish the creators expand on this.

The entire time my reaction was like, “What the fuck, this is so weird I love it” 🤭

That's a positive in my book!

Es un bonito ensayo de juego. Una estética muy característica y (obviamente) cosas a mejorar. En 15 minutos se dejan ver cositas y esperanza para futuros proyectos más largos.

This is what English people are actually like

The devs don't joke when they call this experience surreal. Honestly it's hard to justify a full review for this game at it's ~15 minute length. So all that I'll say is, go try it out.

Positive points
From the music to the animations, the artistic side of this project is nailed down perfectly

Negative points
If you're going to have an odd control scheme, please explain what keys the controls are mapped to

Note: Review originally written in 2020


pue sa grand mère, jeu de merde

I've played this game before, though I suppose I forgot to rate it all the way back then.

Not really much to say here. Play it. Revel in it. Feel it and squish it. Give it a poke and surrender to your own mortality. Mmm tasty.

This review contains spoilers

Oh, hello there Baby Dick.

What a beautiful and insightful game. Nature may not always seem pretty or kind to us but the cosmic dance just keeps going on its own way. We're here but for a short time and thus we should try to appreciate and enjoy the ride.

its a fun game to tell your friend to download and watch them play it.

haha funny penis and boobies makes liquid.

...I wish this game was longer.

I played this before a couple years ago, but thank you Podquisition for reminding me that this simultaneously nauseating and delightful little abomination of a game exists

FUNDAMENTALLY, TGTG IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN TGTG WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN TGTG, OTHER THAN TGTG ITSELF. TGTG FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. COCK AND BALLS. PHALLUS AND BALLUS AS SOME MIGHT SAY. TRULY A PERSPECTIVE CHANGING MASTERPIECE.

A brilliant wee short laugh.

Masterful voice work.