Reviews from

in the past


i come to this game to sink time. does that job good

é... essa porra ficava travando.


that one time I was one of the biggest gave me such a good feeling

I mean... it's Agar.io I guess..

game run by bots that probably mine crypto or some shit

i got chased by two big dragon balls, I liked this

Saw a kid in my class do naughty things with this one

shout outs to every classmate i watched play this during class in high school that prompted me to also play this during class

Ótimo fundo para conversas em rolês virtuais, simples e intuitivo, você joga sem pensar mt enquanto troca ideia no discord.

the exaggerated swagger of an agario cell

The only three types of people I'd recommend this game to are high school students, people who are just emotionally drained at the end of the day, and smug communists who point at this game and are like "This is capitalism, lads."

A horrific parallel to high school

The idea of an "MMO" browser game with very simple mechanics is a sound one; also credit for trying to keep things interesting with the 'splitting' mechanic. But in the end the core mechanic boils down to 'big cell eats little cell'; the big cells get bigger and the little cells get screwed, and I get enough of that in real life thank you very much.

you can be obama in this game


yknow it can get frustrating and boring but at least you can be a funny doge

suck my balls took on a whole new meaning