Reviews from

in the past


i hate the idea of the "perfect game."

it's true tetris is, mechanically, without meaningful blemish. especially accounting for rerelease after rerelease, it has been polished to a gleaming shine. but it's an unadventurous mindset that decides something's worth on how few flaws you can find with it.

there's a rock-solid elegance to the purity of tetris' easy to learn, hard to master gameflow. but i can't deny that many iterations on it have been even more hypnotizing, if a little more lopsided.

tetris is a beautiful, pristine pearl of gaming history. but i can't help but find more value in the chipped diamond, myself.

tentei ficar boa só pq vi gente sendo boa mas ai nao fui boa

A timeless classic, and endlessly fun.

classic when crazy on this during school


"Damn this class boring as fuck I wish there was a game I could play inconspicuously that is fun"
This game:

A classic, but gets repetitive quickly.

I play this at every online meeting at my job

In every variation this is fun

Toujours mieux que Vr chat

fuck this game....
Cons: Z and S blocks, old, live action film adaptation
Pros: I Block, "Tetris Rap Animated - Egoraptor"

Possibly the greatest gameplay loop to ever be conceived

If you traveled 1000 years into the future and asked what cultural remnants of humanity have persisted, I'd expect Tetris to stand alongside Chess on that list

CELLBIT NÃO FIQUE PUTO CELLBIT POR PERDER NO TETRIS

This game is so addictive, it haunts my dreams with falling blocks! It's simple and it's classic.

Basically the Founding Father of Puzzle Games

Tetris (in case you live under a rock) is a side viewing puzzle game from the late 1980s and was released on the NES and arcade machines before being rereleased multiple times after wards and was developed in Soviet Russia. It is a very simple game where blocks of different shapes and colors fall from the sky, and you must turn them to line them up, so they fall in place and make a full row of blocks and each level gets faster, so you have to have a quick reaction time before the blocks fill the screen and you lose. Over the years we have seen different versions of this game most often it isn’t a beatable game and really just endless waves, and some versions are 2 player competitive with a 2nd player being able to race you. Some versions have a B game mode with obstacles in each stage. I think one of the most recent iterations of this is now the battle royal version known as Tetris 99 against 99 other players. Tetris may be a minimal game but it’s a timeless one, one where no matter the age range you can always seem to have fun with it. It really shows us the genius of the creators who utilized the minimal technology of the 80s to create a true classic (Well, minimal by today’s standards). To me, Tetris is one of the few franchises that will never get old or die out. Not because of its simplicity or because it was one of the first big puzzle games that has a nostalgic feeling it gives people but because it’s a milestone in gaming history that continues to influence people all over the world and because of that it is immortal... Also, block game big fun.

10/10

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. HOLY SHIT.

everyone's played some version of tetris it's peak

Tetris is probably the most iconic game of all time. The games music is amazing, and the gameplay is challenging, simplicity, and EXTREMELY addictive all at the same time. You can never go wrong with a good old game of tetris

Tetris is the most ingenious entertainment software ever created. Of course, then Nintendo had to go and show the power of capitalism by creating Mode B which almost gave me a seizure trying to play on level 9-5


they kinda nailed what gaming could be, aged quite well!

This game is better than every single game that was released after 1989...

do do do do, do do do do do doo- do do do do do do do do doo. Do do do do do do do doo, do do do do do doo doo do do doooo.

I love tetris, but tetris doesn't love me