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so much cunt was served and i just want more. got bored of Bayo 3 tbh, not sure what happened but the soul just wasn't there for me

A great character action game that I've cooled on a little over time. There's a lot to like here, but the instant death quicktime events are pretty bad. I've never been able to completely vibe with this series because the story and setting doesn't do anything for me. It just ends up being a series of cool boss battles and levels with cutscenes in between that I absolutely do not care about.

I think I just need to try this again at a better point in life.


i truly wish there were more games with such intricate level, character and story design (except the motorcycle part) and also it would be truly nice if developers would provide more games where women are portrayed with such powerful and truly badass auras

finalmente pude dar uma chance pra esse jogo maravilhoso <3
Bayonetta como um todo é muito divertido e, apesar de não ser tão longo, ele te prende muito na gameplay. É tudo BEM frenético e isso é ótimo.
A história eu achei okay, tem muitos momentos que ela consegue ser confusa, mas tirando isso, é bom. Mas o foco mesmo vai pra construção dessa inimizade com a antagonista Jeanne que é IMPECÁVEL.

Kombatı harika ama hikayesi çok siklencek gibi değil. Son bossları gereksiz zor

Experiencia clave en la vida de toda persona. Descubrir Bayonetta es de esas sensaciones que ojalá pudiera volver a repetir, porque es algo único.

A game that is definitely not without flaw, yet it remains my favorite of the series and one of my favorite games period.

Bayonetta, both the game and the character just exude style unlike almost any other. I adore the contrast between the otherworldly look and feel of the angels you battle and the over-the-top B-movie tone of the cutscenes and Bayonetta herself, almost like both aspects come from 2 different games entirely. The environments our heroine traverses are also remarkable. From the European-gothic architecture of Vigrid, to the art-deco inspired Ithavol building, none of it feels generic in any way. Even the menu UI is not without charm, boasting a clear baroque influence which is visible in other small parts of the game, such as the four guns Bayonetta wields.

The combat is another a highlight of this title. Easy to pick up, but with a surprising amount of depth to it. You will be pushed to your limits, even on the standard difficulty. Besides the gameplay-aspect of the combat, the aforementioned stylish nature of Bayonetta is also present in each and every encounter. This umbran witch darts across the battlefield with a flurry of attacks that are animated beautifully and could even be mistaken for a dance routine. The game even scores you based on how efficiently you take out your enemies, so no button mashing here, unless you want to suck all the fun out of it.

There are a few frustrations here and there. Some occasional gameplay diversions that don’t always hit the mark and boss battles that provide the spectacle, but are less compelling from a gameplay perspective. That being said, these don’t detract from my overall adoration of this game.




Would I have enjoyed this game more if I didn't have prideful perfectionist brain sending me back to main menu (Bayonetta~) every time I took damage on an "easy" fight, despite mostly getting a Gold combo for my cautious trouble? Yes.
Would I also have enjoyed this game more if the PC port didn't fail to load in the models of objects and characters, at best making cutscenes look more ridiculous and at worst forcing another quit to menu (Bayonetta~)? Also yes.
Centering your game's mechanics around perfect dodge slowdown is cool both in concept and execution, but as it turns out, it builds a huge crutch for when late game enemies are balanced by only having certain attacks activate Witch Time when dodged.

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i would rather get a hot needle pierced into my brain then withstand buying, downloading and playing this piece of trash. Any other game available within this world is better than this.

I've played so many things in this life, that it's difficult for me to love a game, but I loved this one, I got addicted to this game in a way, all I wanted was to kill angels, the design of the villains is incredible, the story isn't even mentioned , I love this game

Un juego de acción excelente, pero sigo odiando el diseño del pelo.

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Lit ass pussy yass cunt slay mama witchy cunt boots

The way the game feels is just SO good, the gameplay feels absolutely stellar. This really would be an amazing game if the story wasn't cripplingly stupid and late-game enemies weren't just infuriating to fight.

fantastic game, a true classic. Combat was tough, satisfying, and definitely rewarding! I dont have to comment on the atmosphere and quality of ost either! Wasnt the best at it, but would play again!

Sirves tanto coño que no sabe ni donde centrarse.

Bayonetta don't call me back. Save the world. Just know I miss you.

when i think "spectacle fighter" i think this game

It's a lovely action-packed game, with a crazy story (although intriguing) and good voice-acting. Especially considering it was released for the Wii initially, I was very impressed. The boss battles are all very enjoyable and memorable as well! The only thing holding this game from the 5/5 rating for me, was the sometimes clunky control setting and camera movements. Nonetheless, one of my favorite action games!


very fun obviously and the combat system is lovely but the story is an incoherent mess half of the time and im not reading heaps of exposition dumps to figure it out sorry

красивая девочка очень............. но похуй было на игру не знаю, ну вот так вышло