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Sempre incrível e lindo mas sozinho é simplesmente triste

Zerei com meus amigos com mods perfeitos

"erm elytra are actually the best way to travel🤓"
Hush up, let the thunder of hooves from thy horse upon cobblestone herald thy majestic passage, as thou traverse the realm upon thy horse bedecked in resplendent diamond armor. Truly, such a sight shall strike awe into the hearts of thy subjects and foes alike.

Notch really cooked with this one


I get that this is one of the most renowned games of all time, but it just isn't my cup of tea. No matter how many times I pick it up I just can't get into it. I'm glad that other people enjoy it.

Not even sure how to rank this game but just due to its impact on my life, it gets a 5

timeless game that pioneered the survival crafting genre bogged down by odd updates that lost a lot of charm of the original game, its a 5 easily, but rated lower becuase of recent updates

mod scene is where to go now adays

Meilleur jeu vidéo, je ne comprends pas comment il est pas game of the decade

Uno de los juegos con la mayor creatividad que hay en el medio, su aleatoriedad crea diversas situaciones que junto con las mecánicas llega a crear momentos únicos e irrepetibles gracias a la gran variedad que puedas encontrar explorando el mundo que da como resultado diversas expresiones jugables por parte de cada jugador.

Being a minecraft fan is kinda like being married. You love your wife and you have good memories with her, but your relationship with her gets worse and worse as time passes by, sometimes it's your fault, sometimes it's her fault, but you always make up. You love each other no matter what.
Minecraft

yeah idk dude Ive got too many formative memories on this game

playing with friends, or messing around in creative mode, its like this game has been there throughout my entire life idk

Despite the game not being in such good hands these days it's still extremely influential and probably the best example of how an indie game can absolutely demolish most modern triple A games.

The best game of all time.

I'm not rating this because it kind of just feels wrong

e nunca mais haverá noites tão divertidas quanto aquelas.

Jeu incroyable depuis longtemps

With 700 hours on Playstation, 300 on Xbox and around 1500 on PC; I've played this game way too much

Les possibilités de gameplay sont infinies. Le mode survie est simplement un classique et la création de serveur multijoueur donne lieu a des soirées inoubliables.

Break block, make but, don’t die, give up after 2 weeks

i honestly dont know how to rate this game because it had such a drastic impact on my childhood. it's honestly timeless and my only issue is that because i played for so long before, the newer updates make me feel like a boomer trying to figure out an iphone. still super fun with friends + with mods but i can't play alone anymore


A truly revolutionary game. Any gaming kid has had countless hours in this game. It's weird to think I played this when I was a child, and children nowadays still play it. Like everyone else, I revisit this game at least once a year.

ive posted numerous reviews on this website in which i compare relatively mediocre games to minecraft as an excuse to talk shit about the most successful videogame.
there are a LOT of aspects of minecraft that i feel are genuinely badly designed and i have a ton of nitpicks with the game overall, but re-evaluating how I truly feel about this game recently has led me to realize theres a lot of value to minecraft and that in reality i have had a lot of fun with it all things considered.

i'm gonna go over some of my problems with the game real quick to paint a better picture of my full view, and then i'll talk about why it's special to me

-The game itself has a huge emphasis on mindless grinding. for instance in order to get full enchantment levels efficiently youre going to want to spend about half an hour in front of a mob spawner farm with an autoclicker. The fact that this is arguably the best way of farming XP in terms of efficiency and accessibility is downright stupid in my opinion. a game shouldnt have to become a mindless autoclicker grindfest in order for you to make good progress. I legitimately feel like that is just bad game design. Let there be good alternatives at least, there isnt a good alternative to strip mining and that genuinely sucks because strip mining is basically equivalent to mindless grinding. its definitely the kind of thing that is more tolerable if youre listening to youtube in the background or something, but that shouldnt be a necessity for playing the game efficiently. The correlation between grinding and efficient progress is also a big reason why multiplayer servers with my friends have almost always made me feel frustrated, i nearly always fall behind in comparison to everyone else because i do not want to play the game in ways that i genuinely think are monotonous. maybe grinding would feel better if there was more permanence to it but at any moment within the game i could get my ass handed to me by a creeper because i wasnt paying attention for 2 seconds and hours of progress would be lost.
-The developers aren't doing anything to make the game more interesting... or really anything at all. I recall fireflies being a scrapped idea because it was too much for development. Keep in mind that this is THE number 1 most successful game statistically. The developers have piles upon piles of money they could use to hire more people and make the development process flow better, but instead insist on putting more effort into the mob vote animations than the actual mobs themselves. Modders create things for minecraft for free and do it better than the developers. there really isn't any excuse. The content in the updates the developers push out also arent nearly as impactful or memorable as the stuff we already have most of the time. I'll give them a bit of credit by saying the Caves and Cliffs Update and the Nether Update genuinely did a lot of good for the game by shaking things up fundamentally. However we will never get a modern equivalent to something like the creeper because the devs play it way too safe
-i feel like more people should talk about how stupidly obtuse the process for setting up a minecraft server is. for being a game as widely successful as minecraft, going to a random website for aternos or whatever is certainly borderline mandatory for playing with friends. also i genuinely do not ever want to use the realms feature because subscription services are high on the list of things that bother me
(The list of gripes i have with this game goes on but those are my main points)

i am aware this sounds like a lot and this would absolutely explain why i would hate the game, but in reality the game has so much to offer that i can't give it little credit.
Minecraft is genuinely a magical experience sometimes. When you take away the stuff that bothers me i am left with a game that i am genuinely so deeply engrossed with. I struggle to explain exactly why minecraft impacts me the way that it does. To an extent it is likely nostalgia but I really think theres something deeply special and engaging about the fundamentals of this stupid cubes game.
I think if there was a good way of experiencing minecraft with as little of the problems i've mentioned as possible it genuinely would become so much more engaging to me. This is why playing on beta 1.7.3 helps a LOT. It was the last major build of minecraft before the full release which added many many things to the game but also - in my eyes - bogged down the experience with a lot of unnecessary bits. There are some quality of life things for sure, sprinting feels a lot better than normal walking speed when you arent thinking about your player's hunger for example.. but beta minecraft is genuinely minecraft at its best fundamentals in my opinion. You just build things. there's no major end goal or anything, there's not a thousand different game mechanics to keep track of, it's about building towns and fighting creepers. It is genuinely fantastic.

I could go on further elaborating on my thoughts for the next half hour of my life but I'm gonna stop here because this is a singular post on backloggd. Minecraft is a very special game to me that is simultaneously amazing and pisses me off to no end. if youve genuinely read through this whole review go drink some water

i love building brown bricks in minecrap - insepctor gadget