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i have too many thoughts on this game to put into one review so i’ll just say. too grindy. gameplay is fun and an upgrade from 2. unsure of how balanced tricolor splatfests truly are but we already got that shit so it aint going away. i like how ranked modes are split up. Skibidi

I played the story mode of this game while inside of a Popeyes after work. The new weapon and mode additions are incredible. While 2 felt like an afterthought, 3 feels like a worthwhile successor to the original. Salmon Run is crazy fun when squading up with friends.

I get dc'd more that not at this point. This suck ass switch can't handle eight fucking players? This is why Nintendo is always 3rd. Would be good otherwise. And what the fuck is woomy?

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Good game 10/10


The yappers gonna have fun with this one

A great title to end a trilogy, excited for more in 4!

Strangely dissapointing? It is a good game no doubt, but it does not feel like a significant jump from Splatoon 2.

I love this game. Salmon Run and its difficulty is the reason that I have over 2000 hours in the game I believe. The new content kept breathing new life into the game. I love the new weapon classes especially the bows. The creativity of this game is top tier. I love the community of the game as well. I will say that the connection issues is like the main thing that brings this game down from a perfect score for me. I don’t believe that same issue was present in Splatoon 2.

dear god the players scare me so bad but fuck this game rocks

I did very bad in splatoon today I need beautiful women to comfort me. Awesome game, but I am biased to gay little fish. Whoever designed the maps needs to go to superhell tho

Both the base game and DLC story modes are really fun. I enjoy that Side Order was designed with replayability in mind. Soundtrack is great, like always. Multiplayer is also fantastic, but has some issues. Map design is boring, weapon kits are questionable, and the servers are notoriously unstable sometimes. That's just how Splatoon is, and probably always will be.

i hate this stupid fucking game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

legally i have to give this game a good score since it's my most played switch game, but i think it's fun.

Call of Duty number 23 is still more unique than this in their respective series.

This game makes me feel meh. I felt it to be a little unnecessary and does little to improve upon Splatoon 2. At this point I play this game super super casually and every time I try to play a CASUAL NON RANKED turf war mode match it is FILLED with people that have 1,000+ hours in this game so all I do is get dominated. Go to ranked modes you fucking dorks. (Seriously, look at their switch profiles, I'm not exaggerating.)

There's a lot to discuss about this game if you get into the details, so people have a lot of criticism for it, but for me it's just really good.

I don't normally play competitive shooters or find them interesting, but this one REALLY hooked me. It's very artistically interesting and charming (unlike most 3D shooters imo) with interesting movement and weapons, without having too much going on. I also love how much of a focus on customization it has, while I don't care for the gear ability system, the gear itself has a lot to offer, so making outfits is really fun.

Also, Salmon Run is an amazing mode. The new egg throwing mechanic really saved it. All around, it has great contrast to the competitive modes for when you don't feel up to that, and is a nice way to get cash and ability chunks.

If you try to go pro with this game then I know there are a lot of criticisms to have, and the game can definitely be grindy, but I love it. 10/10 vibes, very fun. Also has a great community (mostly).

charm wore off faster than this game fell off

Salmon Run is one of my favorite gaming experiences. Everything else is just alright to me.

love the campain why i the bear there i wish i had nintendo online

an objectively better online game than 2 and with a fun story too but it lacks a bit of whimsy that the 2 gave me... idk.. ill wait final fest to really judge


i wonder if the devs have a heart attack looking on how stages used to be in the old games considering they all look like tetris now and old ones are even heavily modified (ill miss you forever mahi mahi)

Singeplayer was just so goofy and fun really loved it.

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