Reviews from

in the past


I think I would have gotten a lot more out of this game had I played with friends but unfortunately I couldn't because as someone who actively writes reviews on games on niche game websites I don't have any, the game was a fun romp with with cool combat and a neat gimmick with the objective being to repeatedly bash the other dude's skull in so you can reach his goal on the right side of the screen to be eaten. So essentially football but..you are the ball?

Unfortunately it was still deeply unmemorable for me despite the unique win condition. Which I admit doesn't mean much for you, the one reading this as our perceptions of things and or memory capabilities might be vastly different but I think ultimately you can't really go wrong giving it a shot you can probably get through it in a single sitting anyway.

i like nidhogg 2 better but im reviewing this because messhof's earlier title "randy balma municipal abortionist" isnt on here

that game rules and i think about the phrase "i feel like i am drugged up on drugs" every day