Reviews from

in the past


Petit jeu de fou, le seul problème étant mon platine sur ce jeu. Maintenant je n'ai plus grand chose à faire. Mais c'est vraiment un jeu qui m'a marqué par sa surprise

It's like raw dopamine straight into my brain

Não caiam nesse papinho jogabilidade simples, isso é o que torna tão perigoso! Você começa pensando: "Ah, é só um jogo pixelado que apela para a nostalgia com gameplay simples para relaxar", e de repente, é madrugada e você ainda está vendo qual é a melhor combinação de armas nessa merda.
Gostei muito

-Its just fun to watch things melt as you walk around and make builds.
- Bigger numbers.


Jogo bem legalzinho de jogar, monstros morrer a todo minuto e 500 coisas acontecendo ao mesmo tempo.

Better than drugs, but wait... maybe this game is a digital drug?




(Brotato is better, I guess)

Vampire survivors is still a good "I need to move my fingers" game, but slower, with a larger map and without a wave system.

Une drogue qui vous suit partout grâce à la version mobile.

Cocaine as video game, specially when you unlock the doggie

really funny game.

Primarily about sensation -- making a winning build is pretty trivial after the initial unlocks. But everything is really fun! The builds are goofy, the every player's first run getting hit by a 80mph 100 bat semi truck from off screen is a crowd pleaser, etc.

I have completed every single achievement and I really love to complete the extra few when they realese an update (wich they do quite often) and also to buy every single dlc when it comes out, the only thing I wish was that the collabs dlcs would have achievements

I simply love this game, it helps me unwind a bit when I get overwhelmed from life stuff! I got 100% completion on Steam and I am unlocking the last characters of Emergency Meeting while waiting for Operation Guns!

extremely addicting amazing progression great game

Abandoned due to photosensitivity warning

This game is a slot machine for vampire hunters. Dopamine galore. I enjoy the fact that each run lasts no more than 30 minutes. After beating the base game, I'm going back and playing a run or two everyday to unlock the rest. Super fun and more than worth the $3 or so I paid on Steam sale.

DONDE COÑO ESTÁN LOS VAMPIROS

VIVAN LOS AJOS

One of the most stimulating games I've ever played, it sparked a genre I cannot stop playing. I have GOT to play this game high

The game of 2021. Noclip video of "The Making of Vampire Survivors - Documentary" with interviews of the dev "Luca" is very interesting. I highly recommend it to those who are curious about the origins of this game!

game fells good cuz im stupid, i should not be enjoying this game, i once sat playing this game for 5 hourst straight, then went to the gym, felt like shit. do not recommend. better brotato

I can survive like, 32 minutes tops, then it's just blood and I melt and shit. Horrible.

Really good. 0 replayability after a while though

This is really a game that just constantly has you improving every few minutes so the urge to keep playing becomes dangerously high. There's no down times or pace-breaking story, it's just pure arcadey fun but with a huge progression chain, so unlike large amounts of arcade games you still feel like you're aiming for something beyond a high score.

It's actually quite impressive how much content there is (of course I am playing a few years into the games life). It looks very empty at first, only 4 characters? Then you unlock a new one and it brings up many more. Then you unlock a secret character and it shows all the other secret characters. You're constantly unlocking new weapons and stages, the former of which is always fun to try and experiment with and see what evolves with what. While most of the stages are fairly plain, there's some fun gimmicky ones, like the newly added minecart stage, a stage based on Green Hill Zone with blocks similar to the special stages in that game which break after a certain amount of hits etc.

There's a lot of player-selected difficulty and challenges to be made by turnign on and off certain settings - no matter how much you upgrade, there's always an option to turn it all off to play as if starting a brand new game. But at the same time you can break the game in half by working out how to effectively farm golden eggs to create a character so powerful nothing can even touch you.

I found out this was supposedly made by someone using gambling psychology, except of course without the whole debt part. I'd love to see more vices be made into things that don't have their downsides, how about video games without the extreme time loss? 🤭

I guess as far as issues go, there's not many bosses that really do anything. Most of them just float around like any other enemy and try to overlap with your sprite to take you out. Towards the endgame there's definitely a sense that progression has slowed down - you're just playing to play now. While there's still stuff to unlock, you've already discovered the perfect item combos and can make a build to get you through pretty much anything, so a new item is at best worth a try or two, but lacks that excitement you get early on.

Very fun and massive amount of content for its price. Also a pretty good soundtrack.

Entretenido, se le dió mucho bombo eso sí en su momento, es un juego móvil


I'm not gonna lie, I both really want to like and hate this game due to it's design. The idea for a roguelike with item synergies that deals directly with damage numbers on a 2D plane with a fitting progression curve sounds great. Gathering only 2 items for most synergies and becoming broken quickly, the flashy lights and sound effects ripped from an arcade machine at Vegas, and the overreliance on luck for synergy makes this game a slog and a pain. Every time I think "that's it, this game has gone too far and I've made a decision on it", I then begrudgingly play another 40+ minute game. 2 stars for a failed vision, because all of these qualities fundamentally work to serve the base idea for the gameplay, which unfortunately boils down to walk in a circle for 30 minutes and wait during animations.

Fantásticamente diseñado y con infinitas formas de jugar. Efectos visuales y de sonido súper informativos y muy muy adictivo. Muchísimas cosas que desbloquear

It's bizarre how addictive this game is. This is simply one of the best roguelites I've ever played, keeping the player hooked with its progression system. The only thing I missed in this game is the lack of online co-op (it only has local). I hope they implement it someday.

I mean clickers are a thing and I guess this is a good clicker?
Anyways the fact that the dude who made the game has only worked for casinos before this makes me think the world is doomed.