Reviews from

in the past


I Spent Way too much time playing this game

this game has unlimited content and it's all so satisfying to go through. however i get sleepy VERY quickly. i remember the amiibo weapon being insane and i loved zooming around on it. i own around 100 amiibos total. the great thing about the wii u was that when i played this game and lana turned me on i could immediately use the internet browser on the gamepad and jack off to her on rule 34. epic win.

imagine having beef with this game. it's just a neat little action game that you can blast through. you really gonna have beef with a neat little action game? for shame.

An amazing game with tons of fanservice to be found for long-time fans of the franchise, I have very fond memories of this game

i usually don't like warriors style games since they ask you to essentially turn your brain off and mash, but the zelda coat of paint and characters were enough to keep me interested

If you genuinely thought for even a second that Nintendo believed its own franchises had artistic merit beyond making money, Hyrule Warriors will let you know as gently as possible that you are an idiot.

Featuring all of your favourite characters as watered down and marketable as they can possibly get, bringing along Dynasty Warriors' mind-numbing button mashing "gameplay", and topped off with the worst heavy metal Zelda remixes that the early 2000s can muster, Hyrule Warriors will make you wish that the first day you sat down and fell in love with Zelda, you just went outside and played with your friends instead.