Reviews from

in the past


Eh! not that bad im just bad at it and it's not my cup of tea

It's like counterstrike but there's characters with different abilities. I don't like the characters or the abilities. Plays basically the same as CS at the end of the day.
Also looks ugly imo.

I give up. Just uninstalled this piece of shit.

The game has a terrible performance: it takes literally more than 10 minutes just to open it. Other games more beautiful and with more complex physic elements such as Overwatch 2 don't take even near that.
And the game itself is bad as hell: full of cheaters and confusing maps (that keeps changing)

I'm tired of this shitty game and I hope my friends move on to play something else.

This game blows chunks and the community as a whole is so cringe and full of betas

Divertido con los compas pero que me esté mirando un chino no me gusta


eh.

The game is okay but I do not like the combination of "cool abilities/tech/magic bullshit" and tactical FPS. Wish that every character wasn't just a snarky asshole who doesn't shut the fuck up. That would be nice too. Guns are kind of split between feeling good and feeling like a toy, and random spread patterns is not whats in guys why the hell would you do that. Game also struggles to really have any "fun" way to play other than just winning or losing, and games kind of just blend together.

It is a game that is a copy of CS:GO.

You're a bad person if you like this I don't make the rules

Valorant is the first game that I'd think about when I hear the word "corporate-designed".

Yes, it's an amalgamation of your popular first-person shooters, particularly Counter Strike's mechanics with a side of modern hero-shooter sprinkled in. Yet, there's nothing really that stands out from Valorant's design; map-wise and mechanics-wise, Valorant is muddy and lacks any confidence. Even worse? It seems that the game lacks any trust for its playerbase, continuously streamlining and pigeonholing player experience into very specific playstyles instead of encouraging creativity.

The game's poor design choices are thankfully hidden by its aesthetic. A thin-veil that holds the game together, yet polluting the game in every sense. Skills are flashy, yet uninteresting, regurgitated and overloaded. Maps are overly-designed, each and every one of them is almost unreadable with the clutter decorating every corner. Every single map is also required to bring a gimmick in the table too, promoting style over substance, something that Riot seems to love invocating in their games. How can I forget the obnoxious cosmetics too? After all, they are all that matters anyway.

If it's unclear, I don't like Valorant. Unlike my past reviews, I'd rather not give it any score or rating. I believe that giving scores, may it be 1 or 5, means that I value something, even if it's the slightest, from that particular game.

Bad games are memorable because they're either funny or completely disfigured that every bone in your body clinks every time you engage with them. Good games are memorable because, well, they're good and standout amongst the crowd. Boring games are forgettable, bring nothing to the table, and lacks any remarkable impression to be discussed. Valorant? Definitely unmemorable.

i like to change voice and moan like a girl in vc

gostei muito desse jogo pior

Gave me really bad ass cancer. Greedy microtransactions, terrible updates with minimal content, and just not as advanced gunplay compared to other fps games. Only reason I play this so much is because my friends were born on a roller coaster and hit their heads from 12 miles in the air so they decided to only ever pick this game to play.

Çocuk gelişim okuyan arkadaşlara öneririm stajınızdan daha fazla çoluk çocukla uğraşırsınız.

Fun with friends for a little while, then it just becomes like league, but worse. Self harm is more healthy at that point.

mi relación más tóxica es esta mierd4 de juego, amor odio total, nada más que añadir

not my kind of fps, i like games where we can shoot and move at the same time


Playing this game is like russian roulette except there's like 3 bullets and the chamber, and if you think about it long enough you realize there isn't that much enjoyment when there isn't a bullet.

I love the game narrative but this is one of the most insufferable online multiplayer I've ever played. Overpriced skins, toxic community, cheating, smurfing, and matchmaking algorithm all suck.

i love quake, but i can't help feeling like it tainted the shooter scene. if it weren't for the genre-defining quakeworld update, maybe we wouldn't have to deal with an endless barrage of esports titles designed to drive their players into a maddened frenzy (though i could just as easily blame warcraft).

as for valorant? fuck anyone who supports this beyond soulless game. massive red flag! avoid the fans at all costs. every single friendship i have had with a valorant player has gone down in flames.

edit: i did not realize until today that this was by the league of legends people. that explains lmao