Reviews from

in the past


The game of 2021. Noclip video of "The Making of Vampire Survivors - Documentary" with interviews of the dev "Luca" is very interesting. I highly recommend it to those who are curious about the origins of this game!

game fells good cuz im stupid, i should not be enjoying this game, i once sat playing this game for 5 hourst straight, then went to the gym, felt like shit. do not recommend. better brotato

I can survive like, 32 minutes tops, then it's just blood and I melt and shit. Horrible.

Cocaine as video game, specially when you unlock the doggie

Really good. 0 replayability after a while though


Jogo bem legalzinho de jogar, monstros morrer a todo minuto e 500 coisas acontecendo ao mesmo tempo.

Better than drugs, but wait... maybe this game is a digital drug?




Une drogue qui vous suit partout grâce à la version mobile.

(Brotato is better, I guess)

Vampire survivors is still a good "I need to move my fingers" game, but slower, with a larger map and without a wave system.