Reviews from

in the past


This game would be so much better if it had released in 2017 a $5 Add-on for the newest Zen Pinball. Sadly this released in 2002 for full price on the PSOne and is one of the absolute cheapest Pinball games I've ever played. The fact that only a small slightly off centered square is what you're given to view this 2D cardboard of 2 tables is insulting, not to mention the insane physics that make the Pinball bounce around like it's one of those .25 cent rubber balls you get out of a Gacha Machine at a Golden Corall. Still, it being Austin Powers alone gives it one star, and there is humor in losing a ball only to see an LED Pinball blur of Austin smashing his nuts in. It takes roughly 25-30 minutes to see everything the game has to offer. Still, for only $8 I don't regret picking it up, even if it was soley for the meme.

i fucking hate austin powers

i don’t even know how to play this

kind of funny seeing a shitty pinball LED recreation of mike myers hitting his balls over and over with awful compressed sound effects from the first two movies

yeah this really does suck bitch, its genuinely just pinball with austin powers flavortext...
i still havent seen the second one i dont think but
i got a giggle, twice. out of this.

uh , it rlly sucks though
especially the mission objective shit which deadass does Not matter in pinball whatsoever atleast not in one as transparently vanilla as this, which is ironic for a game abt a hypersexual british guy.

final thoughts: i sent myself into a booming laughing fit seeing "gotham games" on this bc this made me immediately thought bubble up bruce wayne trying to run a fund for kids charity and having a game made free for kids to play with him coverin the expenses and the result being this bull shit n them hating him

I don't know what I expected