Reviews from

in the past


Love playing it on the side while I'm driving.

I love playing this game in the movie theater 🙏


Score: 74/100

Wanted to review something since I'm still playing through 3d world + bowser's fury, so I decided to just rate this. Good game, and that's about it.

Subway money Ă© muito melhor, link na bio

bem mais ou menos, ajuda muito em um lugar sem internet

Le policier c'est un raciste parce que le personnage qu'on contrôle est un arabe, j'le sais car on a été en GAV ensemble et il m'a même raconté que le flic l'a tabassé à sang durant l'arrestation

I hate what this represents. Playing this game makes me feel like my life force is getting sucked of me through my eyes.

I still blame Candy Crush more than anything for ruining the mobile game market, but this stands as the modern result of it. People gave games like Angry Birds and Cut the Rope shit but those were decent games targeted towards a casual audience. They were simple and fun and I think they deserve a spot in the gaming cannon just as much as anything else.

Maybe this game was also fine in a similar way when it came out, but now it feels highly engineered to squeeze out maximum profit make you addicted to it.

Nah this is too boring i gotta play Subway surfers, nah thais is fo sborin ai gotat paly subsfawy sunerrs, fas htsoi rosrin i aottot Subsrrubrsr rwayu sirfoers

Okay so like I got no.2 on the hungarian 2024 week 19 leaderboards after playing for only one day since like 8 years ago, does that count as beating the game? Anyways it sucks lol, it's designed in a nasty way that takes advantage of short attention spans and locks you in a feedback loop of hundreds of mini achievements you can achieve under one run, gets you addicted slowly and manipulates you into spending money on it, while also pushing ads in your face and rewarding you insanely heavily for watching them. Yes I just unironically wrote a review about Subway Surfers...

I need some random sitcom the play at the top with subtitles

Gostava muito de jogar na época e até hj eu jogo as vezes, consegue ser extremamente viciante e divertido até hj.

Why haven’t they made a crash bandicoot mobile game? Easy money.

Subway surfers is an endless runner all about jake & co running from a police officer on a subway.
I do not have a single clue as to how the police officer is still obese, but he definitely has good stamina. Kudos to him.
Of course, many events happen in this game, like board challenges, marathon runs and more, and some are okay, but some aren't the best, like the timed marathon run.
Overall, it's a great time and a classic endless runner, even nowadays.

daora pequena q virou tigrinho

Era uma febre na época que lançou, joguei bastante até.

SUBWAY MONEY CADE MEU DINHEIRO

RECOMENDO SUBWAY MONEY PRA TODOS VOCES, MELHOR MANEIRA DE FAZER DINHEIRO HJ EM DIA GALERINHA


Imagine how different the landscape of short-form content would be without this game.

I HAVE 20 million power in subway surfers. This means I can go to those restaurants that they only allow you in if you have 20 million power.

It was fun as a kid but I don't really see much reason I'd play it now.

Especially since there's been so much added content that doesn't actually change the game in any way. There's like seasons with cosmetics and new game modes and daily challenges and missions and... does anyone care? The whole reason this game was appealing back in the day was because it was simple. Just run as far as you can. This game is trying to be Fortnite or Brawl Stars or something. The core gameplay loop does not have enough depth to warrant any of this.