Reviews from

in the past


Crap but the most entertaining kind of crap you could possibly discover. The king of all Dingo Pictures films with the most garbled translation possible, constant repeating music in the background and some random drunk hobo they got off the street voicing every character in the most slurred and stilted manner possible.

Get a couple of friends and this shit will turn into a blast in no time.

"Round of applause for the unbelievable poooorn!"

What the fuck, there’s way too few reviews, why is Chrome Dino the dedicated shitpost game instead of this?
It may hardly be a game, but it’s one of the most entertaining games I’ve ever experienced.

My background is in film production and editing and I legitimately don't know how something like this happens at any skill level.

Albert intercept ooh nooo!!! Can't you play soccer you dumb-