(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I like running people into walls and making them collapse and making them splat, and they go "EEUUUUGUGNNGNGHGHHH"

Splatoon at home

I don't know who at Crayola decided to cross Tony Hawk with Splatoon but they deserve a raise

It's sort of similar to Splatoon, but lacks the vision and playability, instead settling on rather mediocre gameplay that gets boring really quickly.