Reviews from

in the past


(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I like running people into walls and making them collapse and making them splat, and they go "EEUUUUGUGNNGNGHGHHH"

" If you can communicate this product, you can make money off the product. Look at Crayola, they are the creative directors of Crayola Scoot. [long pause] I like some of their crayons, what the fuck do they know about scooting? " - written by censored, circa 2013

If you told me 10 years ago that FRIGGIN CRAYOLA would make a better skating game than Tony Hawk 5


I spent My Nintendo Points on this.....

What if we mixed Tony Hawk with Splatoon? Well if ya gave it more budget and maybe some better devs I would argue that it's a great idea! Unfortunately...

Check out our book club style gaming podcast, Garbage Game Club on Crayola Scoot - https://open.spotify.com/episode/4mlLfpF832IFAvxxMh1P9E?si=PZOwhlzfROOiaC0KCxZ65Q

this is almost a cool tony hawk clone but it feels too clunky and difficult to succeed at that

I don't know who at Crayola decided to cross Tony Hawk with Splatoon but they deserve a raise

It's sort of similar to Splatoon, but lacks the vision and playability, instead settling on rather mediocre gameplay that gets boring really quickly.

Currently wanted by Wales Police for grievous bodily harm after shooting hot molten wax out the back of my scooter at the local skatepark.

(Seriously though why is this actually pretty neat)

Decent game. Fun for like a few days or with friends but boring after that.

Was really adjusted to how this game felt as if it was a mashup of THAW's BMX mode and Skate's more realistic controls/weighted feel, and the challenges allow for there to be a lot of fun to be had. Too bad there's just not that much content to engage with, and part of the content that's there is an annoying ass electro swing soundtrack.

Activision drove Tony Hawk into the ground and EA seems opposed to making money and continuing the Skate franchise, which leaves the skating genre to smaller studios. This absence leads to unexpected titles like Crayola Scoot, an oddly named skating adjacent game aimed at kids. And while it looks like—and, in some respects, is—a cheap Tony Hawk knockoff, it’s actually a decent entry in a starved genre.

Read the full review here: https://www.gamerevolution.com/review/446805-crayola-scoot-review-paint-or-die

it has way more effort and personality put into it than a crayola game deserves but it's still not all that fun and makes me feel ashamed of myself