Um desastre desde a proposta até sua execução.
Out there, living amongst us, is a >50 y/o guy who actually beat off to this game. That keeps me up at night.
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the worst game of all time.
the wet dream of many an 80s teen, walk forward for nonconsensual sex until you die
they dont even explain what hes getting revenge for.
no
putz
"You score the big points in this game by getting the general to rape an indian woman tied to a stake" YUP
As a game it's bad, you just walk to the right, dodging spears falling from the sky (that don't look that they can hit you), then you press the sex button to score.
Obviously it's on purpose that it's a simple game that can be played with one hand... but as a piece of erotica content, is this really something that can turn anyone on? This game was sold on adult video stores; would you rather buy this or get a vhs porno tape with actual woman or, hell, a magazine? Even if you are a sick freak couldn't you jack it off to drawings of this rape fantasy or... use your imagination??? You would have to be extremely desperate to use this game and be actually turned on by the pixelated titties.
As a game it's bad, you just walk to the right, dodging spears falling from the sky (that don't look that they can hit you), then you press the sex button to score.
Obviously it's on purpose that it's a simple game that can be played with one hand... but as a piece of erotica content, is this really something that can turn anyone on? This game was sold on adult video stores; would you rather buy this or get a vhs porno tape with actual woman or, hell, a magazine? Even if you are a sick freak couldn't you jack it off to drawings of this rape fantasy or... use your imagination??? You would have to be extremely desperate to use this game and be actually turned on by the pixelated titties.
Still waiting for that YouTube apology. For shame Custer. For shame.
I mean, they did not technically lie, it's porn (citation needed) on Atari. Plays like shit, which isn't very rare when it comes to random Atari 2600 games, and as for the gimmick, I really don't get the thought process behind making a porn game on Atari of all things. Like, this is barely a grade up from jerking to stick figures. If you were some guy in the 80s and you just really, really needed to beat off, couldn't you grab a magazine or something? Or at that point just shut your eyes and use your imagination, dickwad.
genuinely terrible and borderline nonfunctional game in addition to its obviously inflammatory concept
REAL OTAKU HOURS
It exists.
If there is any game I think deserves "worst game of alltime" assigned to it this definitely is the one. Not only is everything about it as a game completely terrible, it's morally abhorrent! What fun.
You know, sometimes, I like to sit outside on my balcony, in a nice little chair, watching either the sunrise or sunset depending on the time of day, and I like to think "Man... life is good. Life is grand, there is so much to love about humanity and our planet in general, and I am glad to be alive."
And then I remember stuff like this game exists, and then I quickly remember that humanity was a mistake, and that the Earth should have been shot into the sun a long time ago to rid the universe of us.
Game #216
And then I remember stuff like this game exists, and then I quickly remember that humanity was a mistake, and that the Earth should have been shot into the sun a long time ago to rid the universe of us.
Game #216