This game is really frustrating to rate but not nearly as frustrating as this game itself. On the one hand, this is a really creative way to revamp this arcade classic which sure enough successfully spawned like 10 other games (two of which I grew up with on the GameCube, Frogger Beyond and Ancient Shadow); on the other hand, this is a really flawed start.

First and foremost, the camera is way too zoomed in in this game, which makes everything feel claustrophobic and makes exploration feel very dangerous, especially with the narrow lives count and time limit that each level gives you. That, coupled with Frogger's limited movement options (compared to in later installments) means that Frogger is going to be dying A LOT, with most of the time not even being the player's fault.

Unless you are a masochist, the only way one should even attempt to 100% this game is utilizing the infinite lives "cheat" in the pause menu. I put "cheat" in scare quotes because infinite lives merely levels the playing field rather than give you an unfair advantage. Plus, you're still going to spend a lot of time getting through each level with it.

As for the levels themselves, to end on a more positive note, I have to admit that a lot of the different zones and mechanics within them are surprisingly well done for a first installment, the visuals and the soundtrack diverse to each zone is a welcome treat and playing through them makes a 100% run worth it. So long as you utilize the infinite lives "cheat" so you can actually spend some time on each level rather being thrown back into the main menu every two minutes.

My first Frogger title, which made the "He's Back!" tagline confusing to parse as a kid. I guess I knew Frogger was an arcade game through MAME, but there's sort of an odd effect when you're introduced to both the original version of a thing and a revival of that same thing around the same time. I for sure had no idea what "Retro" meant (as in the block of Retro Levels), nor how to parse it. It was just a cool-sounding word that I would later conflate with Jimmy Neutron's Retroville, again not "getting" the intent of its usage

This game is ridiculously unfriendly for series newcomers. I don't know how common Nitro Rad's takeaway, that this game is an actively miserable experience to grind out, is among people playing the game new these days. It was far and away the hardest (non-arcade) game I had access to as a really little kid, so I definitely spent a long time grinding it out. Maybe it was because I was really little, so everything was impressionable, or maybe it was because it was one of the few non-licensed games I had, because I definitely remember this being an early favorite. It's a great game for little victories. If you're not good enough to clear a world, focus on clearing a level. If you're not good enough to clear a level, focus on tracking down where the Baby Frogs are, and chart a path to each one. "Scorching Switches" is super intimidating at first, but as you memorize the level's layout, it becomes a lot more manageable. Plus those lives really only matter in the context of each individual level; don't worry overmuch about bringing ample lives into the next level.

I will fully concede that "Uncanny Crusher" and both versions of "Boulder Alley" are kinda BS. The game is usually pretty decent with how it handles its ice/slime mechanics, but mashing that together with the crushers in "Uncanny Crusher" is waaaaaay too stressful. Most of "Boulder Alley"/"Big Boulder Alley" are okay, but it's that stretch at the beginning with the giant ticks that stinks, mostly because it takes forever and you have to recalibrate yourself to that precise tedium each time.

On the flip side, I don't really mind how many levels get remixed in this game. I always thought there was a nice cadence to it, where you usually get a pretty experimental level sandwiched between the first run and remix levels. "Time Flies" has always been a favorite for how unique a premise that is. Very much a resource management level, something Frogger isn't usually worried about.

I don't love the Golden Frog system. Basically, each world had a Golden Frog hidden in one of its levels; this Golden Frog will unlock the next world and contribute to the good ending. It's a decent idea, but since the Golden Frogs are hidden in arbitrary levels, you don't need to experience the full game to get the best ending. It kinda sucks that, for example, the Golden Frog of the Mechanical Zone is hidden in "Scorching Switches" when "Platform Madness" and "Lava Crush" are far more interesting levels. If you're just cutting a swath straight to the endgame (as I did this last playthrough), you don't get to experience either of those. You also only ever get to experience the original version of "Tropical Trouble", the final level, once per save file, which always felt like a rip-off. The remixed version just isn't as good.

Also the PC version is bugged so it doesn't play music, so get ready for lonely melancholy Frogger action if that's the version you play.

what the hell was this??? They tried to modernize frogger and it really feels like literally none of the design choices they made here compliment one another. The main gameplay loop is to find the 5 frogs in each level and get them all without getting a game over. Collecting a frog sends you all the way back to the beginning of the level, and frogger is stuck on a time limit to find each frog as if someone strapped a ticking time bomb to our poor froggy protagonist.

Having the game be like that works in the first world, which is meant to recreate the original arcade game. The map is clear, you can see where each of the frogs are, and the time limit prevents you from stalling around too long and keeps the gameplay engaging, just like the original arcade game.

Unfortunately, the other 8 worlds take these pre-established rules, and manages to exploit each and every one of them to be as infuriating as humanly possible. Levels are large and difficult, which combined with the zoomed in camera basically makes finding the damn frogs an obstacle in itself. Levels are also very pattern and timing-oriented, yet said patterns never reset upon death and keep going, which can lead to a lot of circumstances where death is unavoidable. If a level has a particularly difficult section with more than one frog past it, the frog collection taking you back to beginning forces you to go through that section over again, hope you keep all your lives. Even playing this with the infinite lives cheat turned on barely helps with its difficulty, it just makes the game waste less of your time in the grand scheme of things. It really feels like both the level design and the rules of the game are only created with the sole purpose of making sure most levels are herculean trials of both skill and luck. I'm baffled that all the playtesters thought this was remotely balanced...

On the more positive side of things, the OST is actually pretty solid all things considered, so they have that going for them. I'm really bummed that this game ended up being the way it is because I wanted to play the other frogger games to see how they would play but now I'm gonna see this mfin frog and have war flashbacks to the hell this game has put me through. Hopefully those games can redeem this absolutely horrid start. Don't play this.