Reviews from

in the past


You can name your mom, so throughout the entire game I had to deal with a character named Milf. Awful things happen to that woman.

What a strange, kinda slow, horny, racist, tonally incoherent SNES RPG. It plays the tragic elements of the story totally straight, but you still have wacky shit happening all the time. All that being said, the combat wasn't terrible, and the plot of the game stuck with me enough to where I didn't regret sitting through some of the slower parts. Nothing in the game really irritated me, and I played this game shortly after the translation dropped without a guide and basically had zero issues. I really wish the PS1 version would get a translation, it'd be very interesting to compare the two.

This isn't a must play RPG on the platform, but it has enough weird swag to warrant a playthrough for JRPG diehards.

Played like 30 minutes of this and couldn't bear it. Text and battle speed are both slow as hell, you move slowly and it generally feels really rough- I had no idea a turn-based RPG could have bad controls. Can't say if the game ends up being worth pushing through that, and I don't know if I care to check.