Reviews from

in the past


this shit was so gangster in middle school

GooeyScale: 60/100

There was once a time when this was one of the best 3D platformers you could play online...

...but nowadays, it's mostly just exhausting. Just hasn't aged well. So many of the levels are borderline identical, and there are 50 here. It's mostly okay, but once the difficulty gets really ramped up in the last dozen levels, pushing through it felt like a task that really only exists to be bragged about on a playground, and which was otherwise pretty much pointless. Feel like I liked Run 2 more as a kid anyways.

Flash classic, short and focused. I like how the levels are very abstracted, outside of the space skybox and alien character, you're engaging with very pure spaces.


Really needed something to chase the Elden Ring I've been chugging recently. Run appeals in almost a polar opposite fashion to me. Short, free-flowing, linear, and (most crucially) to the point. It's hard to deny that even something as simplistic as this feels like a tonic when contrasted with the aimless wandering you can get stuck in playing modern open-world games. In its own way, this game and its sequel were pretty pivotal to a young me developing a taste for the small curated experience, over the larger emptier ones. While it's little more than a tech demo, it's fun for the moment, and I'm happy to say that one of the first games I ever beat holds up as a good use of a half-hour of your time.

This must be that game Flock of Seagulls played.

Played as a child on Cool Math Games, I believe it was this one. A true staple of the elementary school computer lab, had lots of fun.

THAT'S A WRAP!
A modern classic. Only takes like half an hour to finish but it is a really good time for that half an hour.

It is super, super, super, basic, but a great way to pass the time in math class. 4 stars for a web browser game.

The start of the series, but it’s arguably the worst one

finally beat this game, middle-school-me would be so impressed.

i beat this game twice without dying once