I wanna meet the guy who wrote the Sand Hill line. I wanna find 'em and I wanna meet 'em.

Get Lotus Juice the fuck off the mic. He's fried, he's been shit since day one.

My buddy Nick got jumpscared so bad that he grabbed his real life firearm and almost blasted his goddamn PC to smithereens. So good game.

Surreally real queer experience.

If you're 13 and frequently use DeviantArt or Tumblr you might like this game??? But if I'm going to be real with you, this game is one of the least scary, tryhard, eyerolling horror games I've played ever. I think Scooz's review of this game really hits the nail on the head: it is as serious of an endeavor into horror as a Jeff the Killer fanfiction.

Banban better, but unironically.

2018

Erm... One ticket to BONERVILLE, please!

Ok but seriously who smacks off to porn games when sites exist? Is it because it's interactive? Please explain.

1.5 imp handies outta 5

this is reading Nick Land (cunt) and Mark Fisher (R.I.P) on several beefbrain-inducing substances

This is not a good game, but I really loved when my friend and I played this a little over a year ago. We were laughing our fucking asses off, this shit was an absolutely insane experience.

love this game, but i hate the dumb gamer kid like if you relate to them i want you to know that i kill people like you for fun. i skin and enjoy you.

Last time I played this I heard a guy start moaning like a slut into the mic and I instantly closed the game. Never again.

I would still fuck Tali even though her legs freak me out.

Cool game. Points docked because for 3 years straight my cousin wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and his in-depth plans for his conquest of Europe as Austria or whatever like I get it dude, you're a loser, it's okay.

Played this game only one time with some friends and all we did was start as much shit with random people as possible. I remember someone tryna flex on me by saying they have VRChat Plus, which is prolly the dumbest flex I ever heard in my life. They were using a voice changer to sound cool and used a crasher on me and my friends. Good times.

This is just nothing. This game isn't anything.

The devs are right to remove it from steam store after 3 years of literally nobody playing it. To put it into perspective of how hard this game died, the last workshop item is from 2020 and the top items are Gordan Ramsay and the fucking Globgogabgalab.