A fun little arcade-style soccer game that, sadly, has incredible performance issues on the platform we got it on.

Incredibly fun as hell puzzle game that oozes Y2K aesthetic. It was incredibly worth backing it during the old crowdfunding stage.

2013

We laughed, we cried, our fingers died.

1993

Still holds up after so many years. The modern port is WELL worth picking up nowadays, too. (The later levels do kinda drag on, and Thy Flesh Consumed is just awful, though.)

Singlehandedly probably one of the best non-musou musou games out there, doubly so if you're a fan of the source material.

2020

Waiting for performance updates for the Switch version, it's still kinda janky here and there.

When the jokes land, they land really well, but when they don't, it really sucks the air out of the room.

Technically completed, but also unfinished because we have yet to get the DLC packs. Full rating will eventually come when we sit down with them.

WE'LL DO SOME EXERCISE EVENTUALLY

Technically we played through a lot of it on the 3DS version, it's a lot of effort to want to start over on the Switch version (and also have to deal with not having same-sex romance...)

the third game just really doesn't have the charm of the first two, somehow, and we can't place our finger on why

Waiting (and hoping) for a better localization before coming back to this.