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I honestly never fully completed FNAF before, because I am very easily scared and this game is just full of jumpscares. Without a doubt, I was struggling to finish this one, because I found it easily one of the scariest short games that I have ever played, simply because the gameplay loop is so simple, yet it requires attention to not mess up the whole thing. If you are focused enough, you can easily get scared for life by any of the animatronics.

FNAF has a wonderful atmosphere, that is even enchanced by the fact that the I think the sounds of the animatronics are great. All of them are memorable, making the player know instantly what kind of danger is lurking outside of the doors.

Overall, I had my fun with FNAF, and I do not regret checking it out. Be sure to eat some pizza while playing this one though! Just for the sake of it.

A really fun life sim game if you have $1000 to spare!

If not it’s just OK.

Pick the cockney accent for the male character and you'll have a blast

Still waiting for them to fix the PC version

Arthur Morgan may just be the best protagonist of any fictional media I have experienced. The game explores whether an outlaw with hands as bloody as his can truly find redemption, and if it actually means anything to those he has done wrong in the past. It's a long game, and one that sometimes tries to be too immersive that some players won't find it fun. While I cannot blame anyone for thinking this, I do think that the time we spend with Arthur, his fellow gang members, and the colourful folks you may find at the end of the wild west creates an impactful and immense connection with them. And that is not to say the game isn't fun or full of action. There are plenty of bar brawls, out of control gun fights, and horseback chases throughout the story to satisfy any aspiring gunslinger. My main criticism is that the game is too easy, often times Arthur can be stood completely still with no cover around him and survive all the gunfire coming his way.

Stardew Valley with sex but no romance, no events, no bitches, no life and no robussy.
The RPG was kinda good tho

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This is terrible. No sugarcoating it, I hated this. I absolutely despised this game.

I have no clue where to even start honestly, I’m not sure I have anything positive at all to say.

I guess at times the combat can look pretty cool, but it is in no way fun. I just got done playing Elden Ring and Dark Souls III, and I’m telling you right now, this parry system is broken. It works when it wants to. You’ll hit parry when the red circle tells you to and sometimes it registers and sometimes it doesn’t. So, when the core defense mechanism in a combat-heavy game doesn’t work, it’s hard to cut it slack.

There are far too many cutscenes. Absolutely every interaction is a cutscene, no matter how small or big of a task it is. I wouldn’t mind as much if the game was way longer, but cramming THIS many cutscenes in a game under 20 hours is ridiculous, not to mention this garbage voice acting. I’ve always held video game voice acting to a way lower standard than other media because it’s usually terrible, but in 2024, especially under the eyes of Sony, this is inexcusable. If your game has this big of a focus on its narrative, get better voice actors.

Oh, and the story… oh man… Just more trash. Some wannabe high budget hollywood action nonsense, with an uninteresting plot and bland characters. This game got so many comparisons to Ghost of Tsushima, and the ending is legitimately the exact same. I’m not kidding, it’s the exact same scenario and decision prompt. Even the title screen looks exactly the same.

I’ve never been one to care about graphical performances as long as it’s a functional game, but it is a little disappointing that only the open world environment looks good, and definitely not nearly as good as some of its Sony IP contemporaries. But, that’s the thing, this game doesn’t function properly all the time. The horse is basically the glitch goblin. Have fun calling your horse in all sorts of areas, because the game simply cannot handle it. It’s almost like the horse was added at the very end of development because fuck it, every open world game has a horse now.

Why was this made? What was the point of this? It’s not good. It’s worse than not good. It’s awful. I’ve never wished so badly during a game for my suffering to end.

Sony has been at the helm of some stellar narrative games, and this is without doubt NOT one of them. 1/10.

My favorite part is when Dik Dude said "Now, I am the Dik" and diked all the girls in the room.
Truly, a Dik experience.

i dont even like this game why do i keep playing it

This game is laced with fent. Despite it's extreme simplicity and potentially ugly outward appearance after one hit you are HOOKED. I've gotten 100 hours on both phone and PC and got 100% completion in less than a month. Fun weapons, great music, absurd humor, and so many secrets you can organically stumble across.

Also somehow beats PvZ as the game with the most insane and funniest bestiary. (It's that good I had to mention it)