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After Having Played 104 Hours Of The Game I Think Its Safe For Me To Say I Enjoy This Game Alot And While I do Very Much acknowledge that it is 100% weaker than the other south park games but I really do think its still a great game. I Weirdly enjoy this games plot as I think it fits well into south park and could possibly be in a mid tier episode. I also think this game is an actually really cool speedrun as it features quite alot of glitches and skips but does sadly rely heavily on good rng
Saints Row
2022
>Politically correct gangsters
Ok This game has a lot of faults.
but lets get the good out of the way!
I really love how they portrayed Bruce/Batman, he's new to this still, he's still learning his techniques, meeting infamous villain's. You can tell by the way he interrogates, intimidates and shows a lack of self control when a Villain completes their task and kills or seriously injures a large amount of people.
Deadshot Side quest was super fun, Especially the predator room boss battle, although I did Thanos snap him out of existence by accident.
Anarky was a great addition to the roster of villians.
Electric Gloves were awesome! Why the hell did he get rid of them for Arkham Asylum lol
AND THE INVESTIGATIONS THEY WERE SO MUCH FUN!
Now for the bad!
While playing this game on stream, I experienced 28 crashes that lost me progress on riddler sidequests, main story sidequests and boss encounters, was very annoying.
This game has aged badly imo!
Combat feels very floaty for some reason, not quite sure how to explain it, but I would get hit by literally nothing in situations that would either kill me outright, or ruin an extremely high combo counter, ALSO NO CRIT ATTACKS WOT!?
Speed for gliding feels minimised compared to the previous two entries, and makes the game feel larger, but its evident that this Open World is smaller, and the bridge is too damn long.
Final Boss Battle was a joke against Bane, Didnt get hit once. and I was playing on the hardest difficulty.
This game is still worth a play for the Side quests and the main story seeing Bruce become acquainted with some of his most famous villains.
but lets get the good out of the way!
I really love how they portrayed Bruce/Batman, he's new to this still, he's still learning his techniques, meeting infamous villain's. You can tell by the way he interrogates, intimidates and shows a lack of self control when a Villain completes their task and kills or seriously injures a large amount of people.
Deadshot Side quest was super fun, Especially the predator room boss battle, although I did Thanos snap him out of existence by accident.
Anarky was a great addition to the roster of villians.
Electric Gloves were awesome! Why the hell did he get rid of them for Arkham Asylum lol
AND THE INVESTIGATIONS THEY WERE SO MUCH FUN!
Now for the bad!
While playing this game on stream, I experienced 28 crashes that lost me progress on riddler sidequests, main story sidequests and boss encounters, was very annoying.
This game has aged badly imo!
Combat feels very floaty for some reason, not quite sure how to explain it, but I would get hit by literally nothing in situations that would either kill me outright, or ruin an extremely high combo counter, ALSO NO CRIT ATTACKS WOT!?
Speed for gliding feels minimised compared to the previous two entries, and makes the game feel larger, but its evident that this Open World is smaller, and the bridge is too damn long.
Final Boss Battle was a joke against Bane, Didnt get hit once. and I was playing on the hardest difficulty.
This game is still worth a play for the Side quests and the main story seeing Bruce become acquainted with some of his most famous villains.
Persona 3 Reload
2024
This review contains spoilers
Ok this I feel is going to be one of my best reviews for a game.
Disclaimer, I strongly dislike Turn based, JRPGs. Ok so seeing this rating must be shocking!
I played this as a bet for something ridiculous that my friend did which took an entire year, so I didn't back out of playing this.
I went into thinking it was going to be another predictable anime game, oh boy was I wrong!
So this was on gamepass, played for free, but I would happily buy this.
The Story really hooked me on the basis its mature, questions morality and forces the player to make decisions and choosing to embrace death, I saw them shoot themselves and gasped! Was not expecting all of this!
I struggle with story based games if there are no breaking points, emotion moments or fantastic spectacles. This had all of them, I can count four moments where I got teary, THANKS GAME! and plenty of moments where I was stunned. and the ending just made me happy and relieved they did what they set out to do despite your characters end which I named myself "CUNT CUNT" Because funny.
During this playthrough which yes I did all live one stream being over 14 hours, I found out that this game is merely a spin off, which is making me want to play even more! I felt empty after I watched the credits and now just want to play more!!!
Music was incredible, catchy, memorable, and I've even added some into my own personal playlist to listen to while gaming or going about my day.
The combat while simple and easy to understand was engaging, while I think the Persona attacks were tedious and having to watch our characters shoot themselves in the head 200 plus times, I was never bored.
Barely had to do any grinding for the end game, Id say about 2 hours total in my playthrough was grinding. I played on normal btw.
The Selection of Personas were great although unlike pokemon I probably wont remember them if you was to say their name, but a pic I would, I chose to end the game with Beezlebub and Satan, what a lovely duo!
The Remastered cutscenes and animations were brilliant after watching a side by side comparisons. The VAs who I found out the VA for Mitsubishi my nickname for Kiroji is a twitch streamer, bloody awesome! all did fantastic in their roles, especially Junpei and Revolver Jesus.
Tartarus Tower I enjoyed despite it apparently being disliked among the community, find that strange, loved exploring except for the DJ floors, that was really messing with my eyes.
Now after all this you are probably wondering why I've removed half a star, I found the pacing of the story to be a bit shallow, good story just after the whole shadow stuff and then Ryoji coming in, I found the quality in the hub world to be a bit bland, by then the school break was on, I had finished a lot of the social links, had my stats max, so I was found in a monotonous cycle of going arcade levelling my personas and doing the same thing every night. Will mention I was also at the border floors by the second visits and had been completing all the requests as they became available. Elizabeth is a fight I am gonna struggle with!
But yeah thats my thought on this. I genuinely went into this thinking I was gonna hate it, came out regretting that I have never played a Persona game, and now wanting more.
Next stop Persona 4 when I feel like I want to sink 80 plus hours into another JRPG
also Junpei is a fiend xD
Disclaimer, I strongly dislike Turn based, JRPGs. Ok so seeing this rating must be shocking!
I played this as a bet for something ridiculous that my friend did which took an entire year, so I didn't back out of playing this.
I went into thinking it was going to be another predictable anime game, oh boy was I wrong!
So this was on gamepass, played for free, but I would happily buy this.
The Story really hooked me on the basis its mature, questions morality and forces the player to make decisions and choosing to embrace death, I saw them shoot themselves and gasped! Was not expecting all of this!
I struggle with story based games if there are no breaking points, emotion moments or fantastic spectacles. This had all of them, I can count four moments where I got teary, THANKS GAME! and plenty of moments where I was stunned. and the ending just made me happy and relieved they did what they set out to do despite your characters end which I named myself "CUNT CUNT" Because funny.
During this playthrough which yes I did all live one stream being over 14 hours, I found out that this game is merely a spin off, which is making me want to play even more! I felt empty after I watched the credits and now just want to play more!!!
Music was incredible, catchy, memorable, and I've even added some into my own personal playlist to listen to while gaming or going about my day.
The combat while simple and easy to understand was engaging, while I think the Persona attacks were tedious and having to watch our characters shoot themselves in the head 200 plus times, I was never bored.
Barely had to do any grinding for the end game, Id say about 2 hours total in my playthrough was grinding. I played on normal btw.
The Selection of Personas were great although unlike pokemon I probably wont remember them if you was to say their name, but a pic I would, I chose to end the game with Beezlebub and Satan, what a lovely duo!
The Remastered cutscenes and animations were brilliant after watching a side by side comparisons. The VAs who I found out the VA for Mitsubishi my nickname for Kiroji is a twitch streamer, bloody awesome! all did fantastic in their roles, especially Junpei and Revolver Jesus.
Tartarus Tower I enjoyed despite it apparently being disliked among the community, find that strange, loved exploring except for the DJ floors, that was really messing with my eyes.
Now after all this you are probably wondering why I've removed half a star, I found the pacing of the story to be a bit shallow, good story just after the whole shadow stuff and then Ryoji coming in, I found the quality in the hub world to be a bit bland, by then the school break was on, I had finished a lot of the social links, had my stats max, so I was found in a monotonous cycle of going arcade levelling my personas and doing the same thing every night. Will mention I was also at the border floors by the second visits and had been completing all the requests as they became available. Elizabeth is a fight I am gonna struggle with!
But yeah thats my thought on this. I genuinely went into this thinking I was gonna hate it, came out regretting that I have never played a Persona game, and now wanting more.
Next stop Persona 4 when I feel like I want to sink 80 plus hours into another JRPG
also Junpei is a fiend xD
Infinite Craft
2024
I put Marriage and smoke together and created a divorce.
Cant really complete this game, but I made Horus, which was a goal.
Inside Joke.
Cant really complete this game, but I made Horus, which was a goal.
Inside Joke.
Grand Theft Auto V
2013
This game while Still amazing can get a bit forgettable in my opinion, all the side stuff and characters are brilliant, psychopathic and hilarious.
Still think GTA4 is better though ;)
Online I will choose to leave out of this as I will rate this 2 and a half
Still think GTA4 is better though ;)
Online I will choose to leave out of this as I will rate this 2 and a half
This is specifically about the "remaster"
Shocking quality, crash after crash and bad textures constantly, Loads after a death are quick but that cannot be said for loading basic floor textures, took a solid 5 minutes to load in the texture for the church exterior after the first predator room sequence.
I one hundred percented this game, yes this includes the challenges, but I found myself coming across riddler trophies that were straight invisible, broken, or just not accessible until I hard restarted the console SERIES X BTW or just randomly use the scan at the right angle.
Ok Rant over.
The story is still great, combat is fluid, albeit it can be a bit overwhelming with the removal of some gadgets from the previous title, so I kept getting confused.
I love the side quests in this, ok maybe not the Dead-Shot "Fight" if it can be considered that one.
But the rest of them seemed good!
Voice actors are stellar as per usual so props there.
DLC was ehh hit or miss, found some of the gadgets for Robin to be crap, and the fighting stages were all meh. Nightwing is cool though.
Shame I cannot give this a higher rating as the OG is incredible.
Origins next ;)
Shocking quality, crash after crash and bad textures constantly, Loads after a death are quick but that cannot be said for loading basic floor textures, took a solid 5 minutes to load in the texture for the church exterior after the first predator room sequence.
I one hundred percented this game, yes this includes the challenges, but I found myself coming across riddler trophies that were straight invisible, broken, or just not accessible until I hard restarted the console SERIES X BTW or just randomly use the scan at the right angle.
Ok Rant over.
The story is still great, combat is fluid, albeit it can be a bit overwhelming with the removal of some gadgets from the previous title, so I kept getting confused.
I love the side quests in this, ok maybe not the Dead-Shot "Fight" if it can be considered that one.
But the rest of them seemed good!
Voice actors are stellar as per usual so props there.
DLC was ehh hit or miss, found some of the gadgets for Robin to be crap, and the fighting stages were all meh. Nightwing is cool though.
Shame I cannot give this a higher rating as the OG is incredible.
Origins next ;)
Amazing visuals, forgotten level was aids. WOAH
Grand Theft Auto IV
2008
I will always say this is the best GTA to release thus far.
Believable environment, Story that has its serious moments, shockers and jokes at times.
A Prick of a villain, bizarre side characters, and absolute Gs Big Up Lil Jacob.
Seeing a completely new realised Liberty City all the way from GTA 3 was incredible especially for 2008!
Better protagonist from 3 Niko Bellic is a badass, has morals and uses quotes that I even still quote today.
88 Missions looks like a small amount when you look at it, but some missions are actually quite long, tricky because of the health not regenerating and the driving.
The driving is the biggest complaint in this game, which I can understand BUT the cars on the 1st island are crap, when you unlock more high end cars the handling is easier, I found myself being able to turn corners like they were nothing!
This would be 5 stars btw BUT, There is a very common bug that stopped me from finishing the final story mission so the fact I couldnt complete it without having to look up a fix is ridiculous.
Also Swing Glitch is hilarious ;)
Believable environment, Story that has its serious moments, shockers and jokes at times.
A Prick of a villain, bizarre side characters, and absolute Gs Big Up Lil Jacob.
Seeing a completely new realised Liberty City all the way from GTA 3 was incredible especially for 2008!
Better protagonist from 3 Niko Bellic is a badass, has morals and uses quotes that I even still quote today.
88 Missions looks like a small amount when you look at it, but some missions are actually quite long, tricky because of the health not regenerating and the driving.
The driving is the biggest complaint in this game, which I can understand BUT the cars on the 1st island are crap, when you unlock more high end cars the handling is easier, I found myself being able to turn corners like they were nothing!
This would be 5 stars btw BUT, There is a very common bug that stopped me from finishing the final story mission so the fact I couldnt complete it without having to look up a fix is ridiculous.
Also Swing Glitch is hilarious ;)
Palworld
2024
I can defo see the appeal with this, pokemon and guns, ok cool.
Character creator is cursed - love it, but the rest im meh with.
These survival based games are not my thing to clarify, but I found the world boring, the lack of any sort of ambient soundtrack was offputting, a bit overwhelming with just throwing you into it with no direction, and constant menuing for basic tutorials that I am never gonna read.
Ok this is still in game preview/ early stages, but it feels like another generic Ark Survival type game that will get lost in about 3 months once the hype ends.
Ragdoll Physics of the dead pals is the reason I like watching streams of this lol
Character creator is cursed - love it, but the rest im meh with.
These survival based games are not my thing to clarify, but I found the world boring, the lack of any sort of ambient soundtrack was offputting, a bit overwhelming with just throwing you into it with no direction, and constant menuing for basic tutorials that I am never gonna read.
Ok this is still in game preview/ early stages, but it feels like another generic Ark Survival type game that will get lost in about 3 months once the hype ends.
Ragdoll Physics of the dead pals is the reason I like watching streams of this lol