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Rance TRICKS Bird into staying in Genbu Castle. Leaving Bird to be stuck in there until someone swaps with him. EVEN THOUGH Rizna and Kagekatsu were the ones who got Rizna out, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS GAME! This game is when the Bird torture porn started to become a regular staple in Rance games and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.

All Bird wanted to do is enjoy one woman to himself. But that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives in the Continent near Rance and Sill.

E.X. Troopers honestly has one of my all time favorite finale segments I've seen in a game. That shit was cool as fuck

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murder is wrong

theres 2 scenes in this game where the main character fantasizes about killing children he has never met

i was actually the first american to ever work on sonic. also i was on mtv cribs and i have 7 Guinness world records, all of which are on the floor leaning against the wall in my awards/Indiana Jones room if you were wondering

the indifferent cruelty of the universe when the indomitable human spirit walks into the room

So'un just needed a footjob from Arby's and he would have been fine.

flop stay night and tsukihimid are quaking

You play this with the kid named finger

for the low price of free you too can vicariously re-experience the sheer bafflement felt initially playing this game by describing true route to a close and cherished friend while they have a fever

some dude who's favorite game is a JRPG with a 20 minute skit about accidentally groping a girl: "the writing is pretty cringe"

feel the rhythm CLOWN HONK CAR CRASH NOISE uh uh feel the POOR POOR POOR POOR rhyth OFF-TEMPO GUITAR RIFF FROM A SAMPLE PACK feel the rhythm HONK HONK HONK HONK music makes you CAR CRASH NOISE that was awful! press start to retry 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 awwww man