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I have a newfound respect for mountain climbers after playing this game. Fucked up what they go through

This is like 9/11 for the remaining queerphobic Celeste fans

Madeline is so freaking cute, I wanna lift her by those big ass ears like a two handle coffee cup and display her at the top of the mountain like I'm lifting the UCL trophy.

Oops I think she heard that.

Anyone saying this is soulless are insane

Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

i played it early thanks to being a warner bros partner and i can confirm there are at least 4 sex scenes with harley quinn and the weasel

In an age where superheroes have become a symbol of sanitized mainstream entertainment rather than the niche esoteric things they were supposed to be, I’m glad there’s finally a dark and mature take on these characters. I love you Garth Ennis.

Mario 64 fez um sexo bem gostoso com Zelda OoT e Jak and Daxter 1 nasceu.

Eu pprt desgosto muito de 'collect-a-thon', mas Jak, Ratchet e Sly tem um lugar especial no meu coração e eu AMO jogar essas porras, principalmente por não parecer ser uma obrigação coletar as coisas e etc.
Jogasso do caralho, fiz 100% e nem me senti cansado fazendo isso.

Love pretty much everything here except for whatever the hell they did to the ui

"I haven't been in this good shape since the last time I saw that cat doctor."

They added peter fucking griffin, solid snake, and Jonesy looks like hes cosplaying fucking Ryoma Nagare the game is peak again!

Edit: Some playing of this game much later and a finish of the chapter has left me to say that this chapter is ight, I hate that fuckin Auto shotty.

This is as Spider-Man as it gets. Swinging never felt so good.

The advanced haptics on the Dualsense controller are so immersive, I can feel Venom coming inside me!

I bought a whole PS5 for this game a day before, it did not disappoint...