All 99 F-Zero fans can finally duke it out

"You should kill yourself" is a weak threat

"I hope your favorite anime is turned into an arena fighter" is real. It's palpable. It's scary.

That is not Madeline, that is Maryland. She eats paste and has front-facing predatory eyes

For a man so obsessed with hating gay people, he sure is adamant about eating some ass

Dude those animals are so fucking funny! They make me wanna merge lanes without looking!

Being self-aware about your sexual harassment does not change the fact that it is sexual harassment

"Teach me to be a yo-yo man!"

But the Yo-Yo Man did not answer, he just kept on yo'ing

When I want to wear the blue mask but my bitch wife wants me to wear the orange mask

I WANNA KNOW YOUR NAME (I wanna know)

EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU GIIIIRL

Imagine if Tears of the Kingdom ended with, “You won your battle with Ganon. But 3 out of 4 teens who have depression do not win their battle”.

Hey these are some pretty cool bananas

They locked me in a Bunker. A scary Bunker. A scary Bunker with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Sonic and Tails are sent to the strangest dimension ever discovered, Australia