All 99 F-Zero fans can finally duke it out

"You should kill yourself" is a weak threat

"I hope your favorite anime is turned into an arena fighter" is real. It's palpable. It's scary.

For a man so obsessed with hating gay people, he sure is adamant about eating some ass

That is not Madeline, that is Maryland. She eats paste and has front-facing predatory eyes

Some of you dumb motherfuckers need to play a game that isn't DMC V that's all I'm saying

Dude those animals are so fucking funny! They make me wanna merge lanes without looking!

"Teach me to be a yo-yo man!"

But the Yo-Yo Man did not answer, he just kept on yo'ing

Being self-aware about your sexual harassment does not change the fact that it is sexual harassment

Hey these are some pretty cool bananas

I WANNA KNOW YOUR NAME (I wanna know)

EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU GIIIIRL

When I want to wear the blue mask but my bitch wife wants me to wear the orange mask

Imagine if Tears of the Kingdom ended with, “You won your battle with Ganon. But 3 out of 4 teens who have depression do not win their battle”.

Sonic and Tails are sent to the strangest dimension ever discovered, Australia