BonzaiTheHost
63 reviews liked by BonzaiTheHost
What an unbelievably "nothing" game. It's not broken, it functions, it's playable, but that's literally all I can say about it. I almost wish it was genuinely abysmal, but no, it's just dull and boring. Not surprisingly, this was one of the games I sold without a second thought when I got the chance, and I've never missed it
Valorant
2020
It takes a special kind of game to make me hate it as much as AM hated humans in "I have no mouth and I must scream", every grueling second I spent playing Valorant was miserable, and it got so bad it took me to the point where I genuinely thought for a moment that playing League or Overwatch are better experiences than playing this fucking thing, HATE. HATE IS ALL I FEEL FOR VALORANT
Valorant
2020
Tried to like it since I've got a few mates that play this but it's actually just a terrible game. It's CS:GO for people who just don't seem to get it, e-daters or disgusting zoomers like myself.
Gunplay? No. Maps? Nothing will be as iconic as Dust 2. The maps are inoffensive at best and absolutely miserable to play on at worst. Movement? Also terrible. The admittedly interesting part of the game which is the characters and abilities actually end up negatively contributing to the whole thing. Far too many unenjoyable interactions and far too many times in this game where you'll die and feel like you got robbed.
Fuck this game. Fuck the people that insist that it's good and fuck the Riot Games pipeline
Gunplay? No. Maps? Nothing will be as iconic as Dust 2. The maps are inoffensive at best and absolutely miserable to play on at worst. Movement? Also terrible. The admittedly interesting part of the game which is the characters and abilities actually end up negatively contributing to the whole thing. Far too many unenjoyable interactions and far too many times in this game where you'll die and feel like you got robbed.
Fuck this game. Fuck the people that insist that it's good and fuck the Riot Games pipeline
Valorant
2020
Valorant
2020
Valorant
2020
Valorant
2020
Valorant
2020
Valorant
2020
Valorant
2020
Huge steaming pile of garbage. The game is impossible to enjoy without initially sinking ~60 hours into it, only around half of the guns in the game are actually viable, the players are beyond insufferable, and the anticheat is an actual virus, which PERMANENTLY slowed down my PC, and uninstalled my keyboard & mouse’s softwares. The mind-numbing gameplay consists of nothing more than either holding one angle for god knows how long, or two players peeking back and forth from that same angle, only describable as being like Footsies in fighting games if the characters didn’t have legs. The worst part is the players’ reaction if you try to deviate from the brain-rotting meta and have the AUDACITY to try and have fun. One time I was playing ranked with my cousin in the same room, and I was so sick of the fucking yoo-hoo gameplay that i ran into the bomb site, immediately got sniped, and my cousin got up and roundhouse kicked me in the head. 0/10 would rate lower if I could.