Put this hunk of shit in a time capsule for it's early 2010s in gaming. Right next to that Kane and Lynch sequel.

I talk just like this narrator after three coke and tequilas. The peak of the Call of Juarez franchise. RIP, I guess.

He eat the food with big mouth.

Game changed when you hit the button to have dude pull up with the rocket launcher.

Skate had real Rocket Power energy to him. The best of this series.

Don't remember this particularly introducing anything new just being another great beat 'em up. Think this had the doctor fellow.

The best Rockstar title ever. Too bad they just make NFTs and DLCs now or whatever.

A cute appetizer. It sits nicely on my desktop. Knowing it'll never be opened again.

"The thinus waccoonus!"

Enjoyed but not peak Sly. Still getting it together. Never fully love a game that says shit like, "ok! So I press the action button to jump?? Alright!" Like ok sly I GOT THE CONTROLLER NOT YOU!

It doesn't get much better than this. Played the Paris level too many times to count. This is Assassin's Creed but for grown ups.

Doesn't really improve much but also didn't need to. Not on board with voice acting changes. The fox lady was perfect as is. Italy is my favorite level. Similar to the Italian level in Hitman. Just can't get enough of rough housing the locals.

Repetitive but a staple of the Playstation 1.

One of those instances of the first being solid but unpolished. Then the second being the all the time classic. And the third is just like two but maybe mildly more complicated.

Like the classic second with some extra bells and whistles. Mightve actually been my favorite. Idk. Memory is escaping me.

Rented at Blockbuster. My first Crash. I remember it being needlessly tough. Given people only clamor for the original trilogy I assume that's still true.