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1 hr ago
Marigold
finished
Dead Space
It's really impressive how this remake of the game and the original are both complete dogshit PC ports but in very separate ways. Where the original hates any framerate above 60, has the worst mouse handling ever, and crucifies you for alt+tabbing, this game opts to ruin every single scare/gotcha/whatever you'd call it moment with incessant shader compilation stuttering, despite the fact that it supposedly runs a full compilation at first launch. What a joke.
1 hr ago
Marigold
finished
Needy Streamer Overload
The absolute abyss of low self-esteem and self-hatred. You are incapable of loving yourself, so maybe you can find others who will love you enough to make up for your own lack of it. Nothing's alrite in our life.
2 days ago
7 days ago
Marigold
finished
Ghostrunner
Reminiscent of Hotline Miami and Katana Zero, made 3D, and slathered in cyberpunk aesthetics. The cybernetic portions of the game sport much more fascinating, hazy visuals, particularly in the paths that construct themselves in front of you.
I want a game like this, but with less focus on puzzling out how to Efficiently Kill The Dudes and more on moving around with the toolset. Perhaps I set myself up for disappointment by hoping for something that it simply wasn't going to be.
I want a game like this, but with less focus on puzzling out how to Efficiently Kill The Dudes and more on moving around with the toolset. Perhaps I set myself up for disappointment by hoping for something that it simply wasn't going to be.
10 days ago
Marigold
finished
Call of Duty: WWII
There's something to be said for Sledgehammer's return to the First Infantry Division and the health packs system, at least. It still designs itself around spectacle, but there are attempts to pull itself together into a coherent experience as much as possible. It hinges heavily on its presentation, but the cracks in game feel start showing quickly and spiral out of control after a certain point: nothing has weight when being fire and responsiveness to doing damage is all over the place. It could have been much worse, at least it's very good to look at on PC, I'm not sure how you'd look at anything with the pitifully low console FOV.
13 days ago