CrazyPills23
2012
Cinematic Hitman?
No thanks.
No thanks.
2008
They spent all of their budget on the voice acting and it clearly shows.
2012
Randy Pitchford is a talentless hack and he should thank the lucky stars this game sold gangbusters.
A movie game? That doesn't totally suck? Why I never.
I would have wasted so much money playing this as a kid (that's code for me being trash at the game).
2010
Boobies do not make up for bad story and repetitive gameplay.
2005
I wish Neversoft got to make more than just Tony Hawk.
Techland is real lucky Dead Island became a hit or else they'd be six feet under by now.
I made my friends play this with me once.
They aren't my friends anymore.
They aren't my friends anymore.
Why did we never get a sequel to this game?
Oh that's right. We're not allowed to have nice things.
Oh that's right. We're not allowed to have nice things.
2007
Mike Patton? In my video game? Yes please.
It says a lot about the state of Star Wars video games that people think this is one of the better ones.
2009
Pandemic Studios deserved better.
I had this game on max brightness and I still couldn't see shit.
2006
Whoever added that jukebox in the intro level is a genius.