I wish Liam Neeson was my deadbeat dad.

2011

An iD Software title without a final boss is one of the biggest cardinals sins ever committed in gaming.

This franchise died so Battleborn could exist. Just let that sink in.

Ever want to play a worse Duke Nukem Forever? Well here ya go!

2007

I've still never seen the movie.

I'd rather have the Cool Ranch vs Nacho Cheese debate than play this game.

Ashton Kutcher and Martin Lawrence = worst duo ever.

Back when Treyarch made super mid-games like this and World at War.

Where's my Godfather Part III video game?

Only reason this gets one star is because I conned a friend into playing co-op with me.

One of the rare early arcade games that was ACTUALLY good.

THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM.

Thank you Mom for taking me to the midnight release and letting me stay home from school.