It was pretty good, been told I'll have to replay it to fully appreciate everything. But I really liked this game, wasn't a big fan of how slow paced it was but when it got real it got real. Definitely not as good as the first game, but it doesn't have to be, it's great in it's own way!

Edit 2/15/24: I have a better appreciation for this game, it's very good and I think it deserves a higher rating for me now. I love the subtley a lot and I learned the slow pace isn't that bad. Week 3 is still the best week for reasons I will not disclose, but if you know, you know. I love this series, peak fiction

im crying so hard right now I cant seem to type out all my feelings on this game i just beat it and i cant stop crying please play this game. not often has something like this affected me so hard this is already in my top 5 how the fuck. This is Xenoblade tier of fucking me up AAAAAAAAAAA

Edit 2/15/24: This review still applies, only now it is my favorite game of all time and made me a better person. I relate to Neku on such a personal level and I feel for him a lot, more than i have any other fictional character ever. He is me irl. Peak fiction this game changed my entire perspective on life

I don’t like making this review. Sonic is my second biggest interest, and I went into this update optimistic, as I had enjoyed the base game, and the tech that was being added, such as Spin Dash, really rejuvenated my hype. This could, and should have been the ending Frontiers deserved, but it’s focused on being the 3D Sonic equivalent of Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels far too often. The result is a product with ideas that I like, that dies by 1,000 cuts. Right out the way, playing as Sonic’s friends in 3D for the first time in 17 years is good. Amy is outright fun to use for once! Tails’ cyclone boost is absurdly fun, as is Knuckles’ infinite glide when you get used to it. Sadly, they don’t START this fun. You’re given these characters without the ability to so much as attack, cyloop, or parry initially, and their stats are the bare minimum too. It’s less than reassuring to start with Knuckles and Amy, two canonically extremely strong characters, only to be unable to fight effectively with them. Tails also cannot homing attack despite the lock on reticle, though his cyclone boost allowing him to fly whilst gaining speed offset that for me. Aesthetically, I find the DLC flounders when it promises “new areas,” only to be greeted with a reskinned Ouranos Island with blocks everywhere. Musically, it’s fundamentally a Sonic game, so it still hits. Sonic’s gameplay is akin to the Rhea Island tower climbs of the base game, but without checkpoints. Many of these towers are the equivalent of playing Getting Over It, as they are as challenging as they are frustrating, and you’ll often see progress vanish before your eyes. The second tower forces you to reload your saves if you fall, as blocks you homing attack to climb literally do not respawn. Similarly, the guardian design is less than enjoyable here, as though they’re reskins of what was in the base game, many have their HP inflated like the artwork many a fetishist within this fanbase draws, and demanding grueling reaction time. These fights would be fine in a game with the combat system to accommodate them, but Frontiers’ combat is not that, as it’s very mashy, designed that even the lowest common denominator of player could enjoy it. That’s fine, but not in the case of bosses like this. Cyberspace stages are shockingly highlights. After being so inconsistent in the base game, they were highlights here due to branching level design, demanding objectives and ranks, and a general encouragement of tech. So, full marks. Where I found the game to unfold was the trials. After you complete a tower as Sonic, you’re asked to complete a trial of the Koco, and there is a bizarre juxtaposition between an extremely precise cyloop trial, and being given 10 full minutes to defeat a single Ninja guardian. Where this killed me was the final one, which asks you to play the first three islands’ Super Sonic bosses in succession, without ring refills or checkpoints, with only 400 rings, minimum stats, and a shortened parry window. As these bosses literally spawned rings mid fight before, it’s just conflating removing convenience with an idea of challenge. I’m not against difficulty in Sonic or other games; my favorite 3D game is literally Unleashed, and I am a hyper-aggressive Mega Man speedrunner, but I draw a line at gating your game’s ending behind content which demands inhuman levels of precision and frame-perfect play for about 15 consecutive minutes. I drew the line here, because I was not going to make fights like these, ostensibly HIGHLIGHTS of the base game, with Knight’s fight being my favorite in the series, into something I hated for sake of seeing some alternate ending. I walked away from the base game enjoying it in spite of its rushed ending, and went into this optimistic. I leave this DLC dropping it because what it asks of me, as a player, does not respect my time and mistakes difficulty with tedium. I know I’m close to its finish line, but am I going to waste my entire day morphing into a cynical hater of fights I loved in the base game because the game asks me to employ speedrunner tactics to win, as someone who, while good at Sonic, just wants to beat the game? No. It’s just so many little paper cuts of inconvenience that stack, converging into some massive, origami buster sword that disembowels you by the end. Maybe I’ll go back to it and finish it, but it certainly won’t be today. I’m past the point of saying I need to complete media I’m miserable with for sake of personal pride, and I’d rather dedicate myself to difficult games that, while punishing, respect me as a player, or in general, games that give me joy. Here’s to hoping Superstars washes this bitter taste from my mouth in 2 and a half weeks. Cheers.

The kino of Senran Kagura.

Remember when the series had cool openings, and not just girls dancing in swimsuits or around food? And on that note why is Beyond Light and Darkness such a fucking good song.

Anyways, take everything that Burst did with its characters, and put them on a super satisfying journey of their relationship development between the Hanzo and Hebijo students, fighting the only enemy mobs with decent design in the series, the yoma. Honestly there is nothing more satisfying for me, than rivals going from disdain with each other, to a middle ground/understanding or outright becoming friendly rivals, so Deep Crimson is absolute kino about that.

Presentation wise, visually is much improved, I don't know how much of a hot take it is to say that this is the best looking game in the series, models are great, the environments more polished, animations are cool, specially the pair up intros, outros, and special attacks, and I like the sort of darker shading the entire game has, like the illumination is more subdued, which puts it above the rest, that goes for a far brighter lighting to the models, for me.

Gameplay is also better, everything feels snappier, get a more stable framerate, and thematically, adding the pair mechanic is great, you can swap characters at the press of a button and continue a combo, special shinobi artes for each pair, and continue to grow their affinity for each other grants new animations and dialogue between them. Also there are actual boss fights this time around, which is cool, tad janky with the camera but is cool. Overall it retains the fast paced feel of Burst, but polishes up what it needs to polish up to deliver a much better mechanical and technical experience.

Is a good enough game that when I play it, makes me forget for a while about the fact that the series doesn't have anything worthwhile besides the 2 main entries, between the Versus games that don't have as good of a feel to them, bunch of spin-offs that feel like lazy cash grabs looking at the rhythm, pinball and reflection games, and I'll definitely never forgive them for turning Kiriya-sensei into a pervert in the spin-offs.

Idk why I'm doing this.

Everyone's first Senran Kagura game is definitely played out of a twisted sense of curiosity about them action games that feature a lot of jiggling, I started with this one, way back in 2014.

Once you get past that curiosity, you find a fairly compelling set of characters, which is fairly surprising. Story is pretty simple, good shinobi fight bad shinobi, but you find out that there has to be a balance of both, the usual trope of grayness, what gives it its more interesting weight to it are the characters, every girl has her background development, and a rival character from whom they grow to understand their opposite side, it gets fairly dark at times, is essentially what you would get out of competent shows about magical girls and the like, but with a much more lewd presentation to it. rivalries, enemies to friends, discovering moral neutrality, troupes like fiery and emotional vs. emotionless, the rich and the poor, a lot of stuff that works is all presented with competent execution in Burst.

Presentation itself, is fine, visually it won't win any awards, but the art style itself is pleasant and works with the uh, character proportions well enough, framerate leaves a lot to be desired, specially from such a simple looking game. Music is fantastic tho, idk why it slaps as hard as it does, and this is definitely still the musical peak of the series in terms of how memorable it is.

Gameplay is serviceable, is essentially a 2D plane musou, you get the type of combos from those games, mostly mindlessly beating the shit out of a bunch of mobs, and sometimes rivals, with some bizarre difficulty spikes here and there in the 1v1 duels, is pretty mindless and simple, but fairly satisfying to play, quite fast paced as well.

Overall, an ok game that is elevated by its characters.

Nothing short of amazing; one of the best games I have ever played. I grew up with the Shenmue series, and if you ever played one of those games then stop reading this and buy the game, you'll LOVE it. The story is actually quite simple; if I was to explain it to you, you'd probably be pretty underwhelmed. Yakuza 0's power comes from HOW the story is told. I was constantly on the edge of my seat, and at one point my stomach was hurting from how much I was tensing my muscles (this is a good thing). The story is even better if you've never played a Yakuza game before (since you won't know which characters will live to appear in later games), but I highly recommend playing this game again if you decide to jump down the Yakuza rabbit hole and make it to Yakuza 5. I do have some issues with the pacing of the story in the early-game, and the combat (specifically in regards to how heat works), but only in comparison to other Yakuza games. The PC version has some technical issues, but PC Gaming Wiki is a great resource to use. Yakuza 0 goes on sale pretty often, and is still pretty cheap usually. Play this game, and please also play the rest of the series!