Crunkle
2016
I like it, I never played a hitman game before trilogy so I think this was a good introduction for me, though I don’t think it’s the best part of the trilogy. Some targets, particularly the side targets in certain missions like ken morgan, felt a bit like “filler,” but a lot of the main targets were pretty good, Jordan Cross being one of the best in the trilogy. Also some maps look a little worse when compared to the rest of the trilogy but they actually kinda grew on me when I replayed these levels for certain gear.
Overall, yeah I like it.
Fuck the Colorado map though
Overall, yeah I like it.
Fuck the Colorado map though
2021
It’s a pretty fun time and the shitposting potential is really good but for some stupid reason the first time I played I did a “YouTuber” playthrough where every npc was a YouTuber of some sort and it has aged really badly, to the point where I can no longer touch it ever again, from a moral perspective
Game is still pretty good though, maybe I’ll do another play through that doesn’t age like milk
Moral of the story: don’t be a parasocial weirdo and you’ll have a good time
Game is still pretty good though, maybe I’ll do another play through that doesn’t age like milk
Moral of the story: don’t be a parasocial weirdo and you’ll have a good time
2014
It’s alright I guess, it sets out to be a funny shitpost game that you play for like 30 minutes at most every 6 months and I think it does that well, plus when I got it it was like £3 on steam so its not that big an issue. I definitely do get why people don’t like it though and the switch port should not cost £25 like holy shit