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Wait why isn't this on the Gamecube anymore go back GO BACK GO BACK
Is and will always be my favorite game of all time. The gameplay, the story, the graphics, the propaganda for the military industrial complex; it’s all just perfect. The only thing that could be more fun than this game is making a dumb gimmick account as something to do when I’m bored during work and getting a surprisingly high amount of clout amongst a community I mostly chose not to engage with. Thanks for 10,000 likes.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Palworld
2024
made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.
Palworld
2024
What am I doing with my life? All this time spent ironically praising shitty games including this one and now people are unironically gassing up generic survival crafting game number 74,963. That settles it, from now on the words “peak fiction” will never leave my mouth ever again!
Rhythm Heaven Fever
2011
I have never seen a game so obvious being about just having fun and succeeding in that goal in the best ways possible
Super Paper Mario
2007
Discord gifs are the most reliable source of games critique
Garten of Banban
2023
I’m ban and that’s ban there’s nobody I’d rather be… than jumbo Josh
Penis music, penis graphics, penis insta kill death pits
God I just wanna inject this game into my bloodstream and overdose. Then I'll be as lifeless as this shit!
Deltarune
TBD
That’s it?
“You, the player, are gay?”
That’s the ending Toby Fraud hyped up for seven chapters straight?
“You, the player, are gay?”
That’s the ending Toby Fraud hyped up for seven chapters straight?
Mega Man Zero
2002
While yes, there is not explicit Dr. Light/Dr. Wily yaoi, the impossible odds an corrupt society that Zero faces against reflect my own experiences of fighting for Dr. Light/Dr. Wily yaoi, making this one of the Megaman franchise’s strongest offerings
holy shit
EarthBound
1994
Dissapointed. Went into this game for the channel and I didn't even see Sans once! What do I show the Pope now?
James Rolfe is a hack fraud who tortured innocent animals
Sonic Blast
1996
I'd have given this a 3.5 out of 5 since, the first 3 levels are honestly really fun and well designed, some of the better ones for 8-bit sonic games, but blue marine zone man... that drags the game down entirely, and the last level is very mediocre as well.
Looking forward to the re-make being made that was showcased during SAGE Christmas!
Looking forward to the re-make being made that was showcased during SAGE Christmas!