It's so big that the leaderboard has 1000 places. And I've been at the top of it! Also it's just fuckin good gimmicky Tetris.

"It is the nineties, and there is time for Klax" was immensely spot on, as it was released in 1990 and you bet your ass I'd make room for it in my scheduled. Block dropping fun, but with a conveyor belt to give you the pieces. Chaotic.

Have you ever wanted to play a rhythm game on a washing machine? Sega has you covered.

Sixteen squares and none of them want to consistently stay in a place where I can access them. But once a cabinet is ready to show its face around here again, I'll be ready.

They gave Tetris a third dimension and some floating head thing and it fucking rocks. I livestreamed myself going through 101 levels in this game several years ago and I don't regret it. Masterpiece of a block dropper.

Goodnight, my sweet prince...

I can't fucking believe how much Tetris they shoved into this thing, it's genuinely insane. That's the best way I can put it, it's got the most Tetris out of any Tetris game I've seen. If you want variety, play this one.

Tetris The Grandmaster 0, kind of. It's still immensely hard. The song in the final section gives me anxiety when I listen to it now, which sucks because it's also immense beatmania vibes.

I mean, I'm not sure you could do much better for a beatmania port to GBC honestly. Neat little novelty.

A story is taking place. Do I understand it? I want to. I want to so badly.

Honestly, forget the gimmick. Defusing a bomb on your own is just as stressful.